Category: Celebrity Big Brother

The Mooch Has Left “Celebrity Big Brother”

January 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Because Dancing With The Stars is on a long hiatus, people are having to get their fix for F-List celebrities with a side of “Is Julie Chen Moonves.” in the form of Celebrity Big Brother. Honestly, I was honestly only watching to see if Dina Lohan asks to borrow money on camera and maybe to see if Anthony Scaramucci gives her a run for her money in the mess department. Alas, the Mooch has left the building, and we don’t know why yet.

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The Real “Celebrity Big Brother” Cast Has Been Announced

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

When a Twitter user leaked a potential lineup for the upcoming second season of Celebrity Big Brother U.S.I was primed and ready to talk all kinds of shit because it literally comprised all of the ingredients for Shit Show Stew. Unfortunately, that was the wrong recipe. Which sucks because the show would have been deliciously dramatic. Now CBS has leaked the for really real cast and even though it only features two of the speculative cast members, Dina Lohan and Jonathan Bennett, I’ve got a feeling the second season is going to be insane.

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The Possible “Celebrity Big Brother” Cast Includes Sean Spicer, Dina Lohan, And Caitlyn Jenner

January 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Big Brother is one of my favorite shows of all time mainly because it starts with the contestants being all lovey-dovey and welcoming for about five minutes before they start plotting to destroy each other. And do you know what makes that type of premise even better? Famous-ish fame whores. Because they’re crazy as cat shit and I’m here for it. Now, with the potential cast of the second season of Celebrity Big Brother U.S. being leaked via Twitter, all I can do is hope this list is real, because if it is, the new season is going to be a train wreck.

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Kirstie Alley Claims She Hung Out With Prince Charles At Courtney Love’s House (Cough)

August 23, 2018 / Posted by:

We’ve all had a little too much and hallucinated some shit from time to time. Hell, I’m still not 100% convinced it wasn’t my childhood dog (who would be 35 today) standing outside the bar I stumbled home from last night. Kirstie Alley is apparently hard for a check and agreed to be in the Celebrity Big Brother house in the UK. In a moment of everyone’s favorite game of name dropping, Kirstie told her housemates how she’s friends with Courtney Love and that when she went over to her house for “snacks” one day, and met Prince Charles. Girl, what kind of snacks were those?!

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Stormy Daniels Pulled Out of Celebrity Big Brother, But Don’t Worry Kirstie Alley Is Still There

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Looks like Celebrity Big Brother UK just lost it’s biggest star which, for a show with the same prestige as the featured artist at a dive bar with no signage on the outside, is saying a lot. Deadline is reporting that THE Stormy Daniels has pulled out of the show at the last minute.

Stormy showed up to the UK to be a part of the month-long shoot, potentially having agreed to an initial fee of close to $1 million. For someone who fucked Donald Trump I approve of her getting a million. That’s a trauma from which only money can save you. Things didn’t end up shaking out that way, and she agreed to a measly $250, 000 for a full week of work. After Stormy did some preliminary taping, she ended up refusing to enter the house after “failing to agree to terms”. They probably asked her to describe Trump’s sexual activities in-depth and she refused to scar the people of the UK with such information. Good for you Stormy! Keep doing the lord’s work!

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Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone” 

February 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading

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