Category: Brian Austin Green
Vanessa Marcil Says That Her Son Has Seen Brian Austin Green Throughout The Years, But Not Much
The TV network reboot of Brangelina’s shit show of a custody fight was brought to us by Vanessa Marcil (of General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210) a couple of days ago when she publicly dragged Brian Austin Green, the father of her 16-year-old son Kassius, for putting her through custody battle hell and for not spending any time with their son in 5 years. Vanessa painted BAG and his wife Megan Fox as diabolical demons who spent 8+ years trying to get full custody of Kassius (with Vanessa paying child support). When their plan failed for good 5 years ago, BAG cut off Kassius and they’ve only seen each other in passing. That’s what Vanessa claimed. Some of us played Oprah’s SoWhatIsTheTruth.GIF in our brains over Vanessa’s claims, because BAG and Kassius were photographed together in Mexico last year, and BAG has posted about Kassius on his Instagram. But Vanessa is now here to tell us that yes, BAG and Kassius were in Mexico at the same time, but it was some sponsored shit, and yes, BAG has been to a school play, but other than that, his relationship with his son is as dead as the feeling in Megan Fox’s current face.
Gina Kincaid Claims That David Silver Is A Bad Dad
For those of you who don’t have your Bachelor’s in Beverly Hills, 90210, let me translate that title into words you’ll understand: Vanessa Marcil Claims That Brian Austin Green Is A Bad Dad.
Vanessa Marcel (that’s Brenda Barrett to those of you who watched General Hospital and Gina to those of you who watched Beverly Hills, 90210) and Brian Austin Green (David Silver from 90210) dated and made a son, named Kassius Lijah, together in 2002. Two years later, BAG took his Pringles can dick over to Megan Fox, and the two have three sons together: 6-year-old Noah Shannon, 4-year-old Bodhi Ransom, and 2-year-old Journey River. I guess that throughout the years, Vanessa, BAG, and Megan have been involved in a flaming shit pile of a custody fight that would make Brangelina proud. Vanessa decided to air the details of all of that recently, claiming that for years, BAG and Megan were trying to get full custody of Kassius who is 16 now. When they failed at doing that, they completely cut Kassius out of their lives 5 years ago, and he hasn’t spent any real time with his dad and has never met Journey River. But wait, there’s pictures from last year of BAG and Kassius at resort in Mexico together. So what is the truth, Gina Kincaid (or again, Brenda Barrett if you’re a GHer)!
I Think I’ve Smoked A Weed Strain That Shares A Name With Megan Fox’s New Baby
Brian Austin Green has two reasons to celebrate today. Dude is a father for the fourth time, and Megan Fox’s womb is free for him to wet hump another ATM baby into during make-up sex after she threatens him with divorce again. David Silver has truly come along way.
Megan and BAG were planning to get a divorce last year, but they never stopped living together and eventually made another baby. The divorce is now off. E! News says that Megan birthed out their third baby last Thursday. Megan had another boy, and she and BAG did not disappoint when it came to naming him.
Megan Fox’s Unborn Baby Is A Telepathic Genius Who Cares About Real Estate
“Oh fuck my nerves with a butter knife dipped in acid, she’s about to have another thought…” – that dude on the right
Anyone who has been lucky enough to use their brain to ingest at least one Megan Fox interview knows that she is a never-ending fountain of wisdom, and melted plastic, but mostly wisdom. And on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (via E!) last night, Megan said that the unborn baby growing in her body has definitely inherited her super genius gene, because it has told her that it’s either going to be a Nazi rocket maker or an electric car mogul. Megan’s third baby also told her to move houses. Somewhere, scientists studying the long-term effects of Botox use have added, “hearing fetus voices,” to the list of shit to look into.
Megan Fox Is Still Going Through With Her Divorce From Brian Austin Green
Apparently that surprise baby growing inside Megan Fox hasn’t changed her feelings toward Brian Austin Green. TMZ says that she hasn’t dropped plans to take back the divorce papers she filed for back in August 2015. Brian Austin Green may be the daddy, but he’s definitely not the husband.
Shortly after it was revealed that Megan Fox was knocked up with her third child, a source blabbed to E! News that Megan and BAG were putting their divorce on hold. I guess because seeing a positive result on a piss stick makes you want to slow-motion run back into the arms of your estranged husband and work it out, or something. But TMZ says other blabbermouths are telling them the opposite. Sources say that Megan isn’t going to stop the divorce process, because she doesn’t want BAG to get his hands on more of her money.
If Megan drops the divorce, BAG will be entitled to half of whatever she makes from the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The first one made almost half a billion dollars (good lord, that’s so depressing). So there’s a good chance the sequel could also pull in a ton of dollars, and she doesn’t want to see any of them in BAG’s bank account.
Megan also doesn’t want to pay him child support for a third kid. As it stands, Megan is the money maker in their relationship, so she’ll have to cover the child support for their two kids, Noah (3) and Bodhi Ransom (2). If Megan were to throw those divorce papers in the trash, there’s a very good chance she’ll end up paying a lot more child support for three kids instead of two. But…won’t she sort of have to pay for three kids regardless of their marriage situation? Brian Austin Green is still the daddy. Does California have some kind of “pay for two kids, get the third one free” family law I don’t know about? If so, there’s a lot of knocked-up California gold diggers who just got very nervous.
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No Need To Call Maury: Brian Austin Green Is Probably The Daddy Of Megan Fox’s Baby
Earlier today, it was reported that living Madame Tussauds waxwork Megan Fox was knocked up with her third child, and there was a big question mark as to who the daddy was. Like Michael K, I also figured it was one of the Ninja Turtles. Although my guess was Leonardo, since he totally seems like the irresponsible type who would fall asleep during Splinter’s “always use condoms” talk. Sadly, it’s time to pour one out for the scandalous celebrity paternity drama that never was, because E! News says that Brian Austin Green is the daddy.
Megan and Brian Austin Green ended their marriage ten months ago, but apparently that didn’t necessarily prevent them doing it again. Several sources have confirmed to E! that BAG is responsible for the baby in Megan’s body. We might not get any crazy custody drama either; another source claims Megan and Brian have hit the snooze button on their divorce and are staying together for now. The source adds that Brian really loves being a daddy, and that both he and Megan were “very happy” to find out she was pregnant.
Megan herself hasn’t said whether or not Brian is the father of her third baby, but she did post this picture on Instagram to show whose name wouldn’t be written on the birth certificate.
Okay, so those of you who called up your baby daddy bookie and put $20 on Shia LaBeouf, Will Arnett, or Nick Miller from New Girl, well – you’re out $20. And until we hear it from Megan, we still don’t know for sure who the daddy is. All I know for sure is that it’s a good thing Megan got knocked up before she turned 30, otherwise she’d have to go back to Bible times and get her old lady pregnancy tips from Abraham’s wife Sarah.
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