The TV network reboot of Brangelina’s shit show of a custody fight was brought to us by Vanessa Marcil (of General Hospital and Beverly Hills, 90210) a couple of days ago when she publicly dragged Brian Austin Green, the father of her 16-year-old son Kassius, for putting her through custody battle hell and for not spending any time with their son in 5 years. Vanessa painted BAG and his wife Megan Fox as diabolical demons who spent 8+ years trying to get full custody of Kassius (with Vanessa paying child support). When their plan failed for good 5 years ago, BAG cut off Kassius and they’ve only seen each other in passing. That’s what Vanessa claimed. Some of us played Oprah’s SoWhatIsTheTruth.GIF in our brains over Vanessa’s claims, because BAG and Kassius were photographed together in Mexico last year, and BAG has posted about Kassius on his Instagram. But Vanessa is now here to tell us that yes, BAG and Kassius were in Mexico at the same time, but it was some sponsored shit, and yes, BAG has been to a school play, but other than that, his relationship with his son is as dead as the feeling in Megan Fox’s current face.
When Vanessa’s followers questioned her about the pics in Mexico, she let a trick know that Kassius doesn’t see his dad on holidays, doesn’t have a room (or cat) at their house anymore, and implies that the Mexico trip was a photo-op to make BAG look like Father of the Year when BAG’s really Deadbeat Dad of the Year.
Vanessa also pulled some “What say ye, bitch?” shit when she called for Brian Austin Green to step to the front of the stage to explain himself and also tell us what he offered Kassius once:
Vanessa ended the Q&A about BAG’s alleged shit fathering ways with this:
The Megan Fox of 2016 would’ve responded with some pure wisdom that would’ve shut everyone up, but the Megan Fox of 2018 hasn’t said anything about this. Neither has BAG himself.
Some think that Vanessa might be harming her son by making this all public, and others are in The Name ‘Em And Shame ‘Em Club. But I’m one of those who is wondering what BAG offered his son that seemed to have offended Vanessa. My guess is that BAG forgot his son’s birthday, and so he went into the garage, grabbed his one and only music CD One Stop Carnival from a gigantic pile of CDs, dusted it off, and handed it to Kassius. And yes, I’m talking about the debut album with this rap masterpiece on it. Eminem, who?!
If that’s what BAG offered his son, then Vanessa obviously doesn’t know what a rare jewel is. Because a BAG CD from the 90s would make any Antiques Roadshow expert reach for the smelling salts.