Category: Amazon
Chris Pratt Opened An Amazon Store Filled With Exercise Equipment
Chris Pratt has followed in the footsteps of his fellow Avenger Jeremy Renner, but he has not become a child biting (alleged), pistol popping, tech mogul, rock star. Instead he’s opened up his own Amazon store. And where Jeremy’s offered a wide variety of products that reflect his various interests (crossbows, salted nuts, peeping tom binoculars), Chris’ store is limited to GYM. Perusing the limited items on offer, I think it’s safe to assume Katherine Schwarzenegger will be getting a Peloton for Christmas this year.
Woody Allen Has Settled His $68 Million Lawsuit Against Amazon
Despite there still being famous people who are willing to work with Woody Allen, Amazon Studios wasn’t willing to risk any more bad PR associated with him, and they backed out of releasing A Rainy Day in New York. Woody had a deal with Amazon, and so he decided to sue Amazon for screwing around with their contract. Woody and Amazon aren’t fighting anymore, because Page Six says it’s been settled.
Open Post: Hosted By Jeremy Renner’s Amazon Store Of Outdoor Equipment
Besides that spindly ass tree stump with the voice of an angel Groot (don’t @me, Vin Diesel’s honey-dipped gravel voice is music to my ears), Hawkeye may be the most useless of all the Avengers to have been committed to celluloid. And I think Jeremy Renner knows this. Since his name’s never going to appear above Bradley Cooper’s on the Avengers’ call sheet, and his career as a rock star hasn’t taken off just yet, Jeremy’s wisely diversified his income stream to include a collection of outdoor gear to be sold on Amazon. Oh, you didn’t know Jeremy was a great outdoors man? Outdoors men can wear eyeliner and wallet chains too you know!
Some People Aren’t Happy That Lady Gaga Launched Her Makeup Line On Amazon
Lady Gaga’s makeup line, Haus Laboratories, hasn’t technically been released yet, and already it’s got some people rolling their eyes. And not because the collection includes a shimmery orange lipgloss named Bradley Copper. Lady Gaga exclusively launched Haus Laboratories with Amazon and the official pre-sale happened yesterday on day one of Amazon Prime Day. Amazon Prime Day was also the day that many Amazon employees decided to go on strike to protest low wages and sometimes shitty working conditions. Naturally, people have been calling Gaga out for dropping her makeup on a day when Amazon workers are fighting to make sure boxes don’t get dropped on them in the warehouse.
The Petition To Get Netflix To Drop “Good Omens” Backfired Because It’s An Amazon Show
An American Christian group called Return to Order had a petition of over 20,000 people to get Netflix to cancel an upcoming show Good Omens because they found it blasphemous! It turns out Return to Order should be called Return to Sender because they sent their petition to the wrong place. Good Omens is produced by Amazon not Netflix. I love this so hard, because it would’ve taken a 4-second Google search to find out the most important detail: who makes that ungodly work of unholiness. Maybe it’s an omen that god doesn’t care about this silly petition and they should focus on real problems like sick children or Lindsay Lohan getting her reality show back.
Amazon Has Returned “A Rainy Day In New York” To Woody Allen
It’s a good thing Amazon is in the delivery business, because they recently had a big delivery on their hands. According to Variety, Woody Allen has found himself with his unreleased film A Rainy Day in New York back in his possession. And for the first time in history, we’ve got an Amazon package that not one person would want to steal off his doorstep.