Chris Pratt Opened An Amazon Store Filled With Exercise Equipment
Chris Pratt has followed in the footsteps of his fellow Avenger Jeremy Renner, but he has not become a child biting (alleged), pistol popping, tech mogul, rock star. Instead he’s opened up his own Amazon store. And where Jeremy’s offered a wide variety of products that reflect his various interests (crossbows, salted nuts, peeping tom binoculars), Chris’ store is limited to GYM. Perusing the limited items on offer, I think it’s safe to assume Katherine Schwarzenegger will be getting a Peloton for Christmas this year.
Chris announced his Amazon collaboration on Instagram. Note the comment by Jason Momoa then bow down to a true king.
Jason showed great restraint in not using the opportunity to plug his own brand of canned water. We knew the time would come when the Marvel Universe and DC would collide. Now we’re probably going to get a standalone Aquaman vs Guardians of The Galaxy movie with a plot loosely based on this comment. Nice work, Momoa.
Here are some of the vacant, confused looks Chris served up when they told him he couldn’t include “every bible ever printed” in his store.
🚨 NEW | Check out Chris Pratt's 8 favorite fitness essentials that you can buy now on Amazon!
➡️ https://t.co/y4xH5nE5MX pic.twitter.com/qPIzKWXx3I
— Chris Pratt News (@cprattnews) December 3, 2019
Chris Pratt Shows Off His Hot Body for His Amazon Storefront Launch pic.twitter.com/IhijTOGFGM
— DuMont Television (@dumonttelev) December 3, 2019
We knew Chris was obsessed with diet and exercise because he hasn’t stopped talking about it for the past few years, give or take an eternity. He all but admitted he only married Katherine for the chance to spot The Terminator on the bench press. My advice: when seeking a mate, you have two choices. You can either marry a person with varied and diverse interests which, while they may not always be complementary to your own, indicate a curious and vigorous intellect and a desire to engage in challenging intellectual and/or athletic pursuits. Or you can marry Chris Pratt. If you choose the latter, sorry, Katherine beat you to it. You better hit the GYM and find another one just like him. I don’t think it will be too hard.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to MY workout.
Pic: Amazon via Instagram