Category: Amazon
Woody Allen Is Suing Amazon For $68 Million For Not Releasing His Movie
Nothing makes a Hollywood A-lister squirm like being asked, “Why da fuq did you do this movie” after starring in a Woody Allen movie. Even after years of people questioning why anyone would star in a Woody movie since, well, he married his ex-wife’s stepdaughter and allegedly sexually abused his daughter, Dylan Farrow. That didn’t keep Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, Elle Fanning, Jude Law, and Liev Schreiber from starring in A Rainy Day In New York, but those five have likely been kneeling in gratitude (OK, maybe not Jude) since Amazon, which produced the movie, still hasn’t released it. Now Woody is suing Amazon for $68 million, or what Jeff Bezos likes to call “pocket money.”
Jeff Bezos Is Getting Divorced (PS He’s Worth A Reported $137 BILLION)
In “FUCK! I Wish I Was MacKenzie Bezos” news, TMZ is reporting that Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage. The two met in the early 90s after Jeff interviewed MacKenzie for a job, and were married 6 months later. In a true rags to riches story (or more like riches to richer to RICHEST), the two quit working on Wall Street and Jeff started an online bookstore in his garage which would later become the cursed site that people max their credit cards on from buying stupid shit while drunk.
The couple had been in a “trial separation” for a while and then decided to really say, “Alexa, we want a divorce.” Jeff is assuring us all that this is as amicable a divorce as a divorce can be but like, if Mandy Moore can’t get out of a divorce without a bit of drama, I seriously doubt that the richest man in the world will.