Category: Adele
Open Post: Hosted By Emma Thompson Dancing To Adele
If I told you there was a famous Brit who was doing the absolute most at Adele’s concert An Audience With Adele, which took place in London over the weekend, would you believe it wasn’t James Corden? Why not? Have I not proven myself to be a reliable source of celebrity entertainment news over the years? Well, brace yourselves, because I’m about to tell you that very thing! And I don’t want any emails or comments accusing me of shoddy journalism and fibbery. You couldn’t miss James in the audience for Adele’s One Night Only concert last week in LA (he was also a producer), but it was Emma Thompson, THE Nanny McPhee, who was acting a fool and “this my jam!”-ing all over the place like your favorite fun drunk auntie at a wedding.
An Australian TV Reporter Was Suspended For Two Weeks After He Admitted To Not Listening To Adele’s Album During An Interview With Her
“Just suspended? Bitch should be imprisoned for life” said every disciple of Adele who has already memorized every lyric on her new album 30 and had their favorite lyric tattooed on the insides of their eyelids.
Adele’s critically-loved fourth studio album 30 came out on Friday, and was streamed over 60 million times on Spotify in its first day, and hit #1 on the iTunes album chart just hours after it came out. So there are some Adele fans who would’ve given their favorite child’s best kidney to listen to it early. Matt Doran, the host of Australian’s Weekend Sunrise, got the chance to listen to it early since he was interviewing Adele about it, but his lazy ass didn’t even bother. And he didn’t even pull some “furiously read the Cliffs Notes version minutes before the book quiz is given” shit. Matt admitted to Adele that he didn’t listen to the album he was interviewing her about. It got him suspended from his job for two weeks. It also got him inducted into the You Had ONE Job Hall of Shame.
Adele’s “30” Is Getting All The Good Reviews And Her Son Angelo Is One Step Closer To A Grammy As He Appears On The Album
Adele has really cracked the fucking formula. She’s been a #1 chart-topping wonder for a long time now, and her fourth album 30 came out last night, and everyone’s gobbling it up. And not only are the reviews like the polar opposite of what happened with Cats and everyone is loving this album, but it looks like her son Angelo is going to join Blue Ivy Carter in getting a Grammy. Because 9-year-old Angelo, who Adele shares with her ex-husband Simon Konecki, makes an appearance on her album. Not singing, just speaking–but let’s wait a few years. He’s blood-related to Adele so that boy might be a future magnificent yodeler.
Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Pretending She Knows The Lyrics To Adele’s “Hello”
During Adele‘s One Night Only CBS two-hour special, Oprah Winfrey brought her signature lip-syncing to the program. Apart from interviewing Adele and getting the nitty-gritty out of her, Oprah also enjoyed a performance at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles. Over nine million people watched the special and all of them were treated to not just good music and a deep interview, but also Oprah moving her lips around to a song that she thinks she knows but doesn’t. Someone needs to ask The Mighty O, “Were you lip-syncing? Or were you lip-sunk?”
Adele Helped A Couple Get Engaged, Brought The Emotion, And Talked About Her Divorce With Oprah During Her CBS Special “One Night Only”
Last night, CBS aired the 2-hour-long Adele extravaganza One Night Only, which featured her singing the hell out her classics and new songs from her album 30, and talking about her divorce from Simon Konecki and her weight loss with Oprah. Adele also helped a couple get engaged. And the couple got engaged with nearly every famous person alive watching. The crowd at Adele’s concert at Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles included Lizzo, Selena Gomez, Gabrielle Union, Melissa McCarthy, Donald Glover, Ellen Degeneres, Seth Rogan, Kris Jenner, Drake, Nicole Richie, Tyler Perry and more! If there was an earthquake, 70% of Hollywood would have been wiped out. Continue reading
Adele Says There Is No Las Vegas Residency Because She Can’t Find A Venue
Poor Adele, so tired from promoting the shit out of her new album 30, that she was forced to do her Rolling Stone cover shoot lying in a comfortable bed. She can barely keep her eyes open! Maybe it’s the wine? Who knows. But one thing is for sure, and that’s that you won’t hear her complaining about how tired she is from hitting the stage in Las Vegas every night because she claims there isn’t a Las Vegas residency in her future. Also, Adele could be tired because she says her divorce really took it out of here, emotional-wise.