Open Post: Hosted By The Scratch-And-Sniff Meat Patch For People Trying To Go Vegetarian
Do you get the meat sweats? Either because you eat too much of it? Or because you crave it so badly you sweat from withdrawals? (Dick meat doesn’t count here, I think.) Well, here’s the invention for you! And it’s not called self-control! A new plant-based food company partnered with a professor from Oxford to create a meat patch that is totally not a marketing gimmick. But this isn’t like a nicotine patch where your body is exposed to some salty-delicious bacon periodically throughout the day in an effort to wean you off the stuff. This is a sticker you put on your arm, and scratch and sniff whenever you get a craving for meat. So instead of eating meat, you can just look like a total psycho in public!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tupperware Tuppertoys Stencils!
There was a time when Tupperware tried to expand their core demographic beyond women who used their products to throw Tupperware-buying parties that were a front for parties where wives would secretly get crunk and party with escorts and hustlers they all hired (that’s what really went down at those parties, right?). Tupperware put out Tuppertoys sometime in the 1970s, and it included a ball tosser and a toy Noah’s Ark, but the one I remember the most (and didn’t even know it was from Tupperware) was their lunchtime stencils from the 80s!
Felicity Huffman And William H. Macy’s Daughter Got A Role On “The Twilight Zone”
A big congratulations go out to Felicity Huffman today! Because she finally has some daughter-related news to talk about that doesn’t involve a single mention of bribes, arrests, prison, or the words “ruh roh.” Felicity is living that New Year, New You lifestyle.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
GE’s P’jammer alarm clock from the 1980s!
Since neither me or my sister had the P’jammer alarm clock, whenever I saw it at a friend’s house, I always thought it was a really fancy and technologically advanced toy microwave for a Barbie, or something. But the P’jammer wasn’t a toy, it was an electronically impressive tool of the 80s that could both wake your ass up and lull you to sleep with the sound of Miami Sound Machine cooing out of an FM station.
Shaggy Doesn’t Audition, Not Even For Rihanna
In a recent interview with Britain’s Daily Star (via Vulture), reggae crossover star Shaggy spoke on how he recently turned down appearing on Rihanna’s much-anticipated new album because she asked him to audition first. What’s Patois for “Google me, dumb fuck”? That’s probably how he expressed his disappointment to her.
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 69 – We Made It To 69!
After gorging our mouths with candy and our brains with the CGI’d faces in The Irishman during the holidays, Allison and I are back with out very important 69th episode! We start with getting into everything we watched during our break including The IwishIwasntWatchingThisMan, Cats, and Don’t Fuck With Cats. From there, we give our thoughts about all things Golden Globes from Ricky Gervais’ opening to Joaquin Phoenix’s call to save the planet to how in the hell did Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson create Chet Haze. We also talk about the messy timeline of Michelle Williams’ union with Thomas Kail.
Other stories we cover are Raddix Madden, Chloe Sevigny’s hipster baby, Gabrielle Union calling out her Uber driver for caca-ing in her bathroom, Jenny McCarthy bragging about Donnie Wahlberg leaving a big tip, and a bedbug bomb at a Walmart.
And the question of this episode is: dick cheese, vegan or not?
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