More hairy balls than a leather daddy party – Popbytes

Madonna will perform live on the internet for FREE! Is she ill or something? That doesn’t sound like her… – I’m Not Obsessed

Squinty will deny she’s dated George Clooney till her dying day – Celebitchy

Ashton Kutcher talks about his first time – ICYDK

8-year-old boy suspended from school for sniffing marker – Boing Boing

Weird! Gillian Anderson in Maxim – Popoholic

Find Waldo on Google Earth – SOW

Cate Blanchett popped out her third kid in Sydney yesterday and she named the poor boy Ignatius. That makes me think of Catholic school which makes me think of cheap drugs, closet sex and dirty uniforms.

Cate and her husband, Andrew Upton, already have two sons: Dashiell John and Roman Robert.

Her spokeswhore told AFP, “Cate Blanchett and Andrew Upton have a baby boy, Ignatius Martin Upton. All are well and very happy.”

Nooo… Not everyone is happy. I’m sure Ignatius is pissed that his name is…well…Ignatius!

Brit Brit asked Daddy Spears if she could use the AMEX to make a $25,000 donation after she was so moved by Idol Gives Back last night. Brit was particularly moved by the children in Africa suffering from Malaria. An inside source said she couldn’t stop crying.

The source told Life & Style, “She did it all on her own. She watched the show and cried for like two hours over the children in Africa with malaria. She didn’t know much about the disease, so she Googled it. She was horrified to realize kids were dying from mosquito bites. So she went online and donated after getting [her dad] Jamie’s permission. She used her Amex.”

Brit watches Idol?! So…..she’s the one behind Kristy Lee Cook getting through each week. Brit could have also been crying, because her weave is beginning to eat her skull. That doesn’t look like it feels good.

Below is Teri Snatcher doing a Carrie Underwear song last night. It wasn’t as spectacularly (is that a word?) bad as I had hoped. It was something you would hear during Tuesday karaoke night at your local sports bar.

Toni Braxton spent last night in a Las Vegas hospital after she was admitted for chest pains. She was reportedly released this afternoon. Toni is currently in Las Vegas performing her show “Toni Braxton: Revealed” five days a week at the Flamingo. She’s been doing it since 2006.

Toni suffers from pericarditis, an inflammation of the sac surrounding the heart. She found out about her condition while she was pregnant with her second son. She became a spokeswoman for the American Heart Association this year.

Most of you know Toni from her classic hit “Unbreak My Heart.” I’ve heard that song at least 20 million times, so my brain has completely shut it off. I don’t even know how it goes anymore. Ok, I do, but let’s not go there. My brain has barely moved on from it. However, whenever I think of Toni, I think of that truly stripperlicious dress she wore to the 2001 Grammys. So fucking hot. If I was ever nominated for a Grammy, I would wear that shit.

Oh and she was also Belle in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway a couple of years ago. I can’t believe I missed this shit. Clip below….

George Clooney does not google his own name, because he lives in fear of what angry anonymous people have to say about him. Oh, I’d say it to his face. After we made out, of course.

Georgie said, “A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There’s like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You’re like, ‘Wow, dude’. You see way too many angry people on the internet. I remember getting off the machine and thinking, ‘Never, ever again’. I’d rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice.”

I’M NOT FUCKING ANGRY ASSHOLE! NOW DIE!!! And I’m not in a dark room by choice! They don’t allow open windows in the institution for some reason. Don’t ask me why? Oooh…it’s meds time!

Here’s some pics of gorgeous George (see, we can be nice) and Squinty at the Leatherheads premiere in London tonight.

InTouch’s cover story this week is about racy photos Angelina Jolie took when she was 16. As you can see from the pictures above, this is pretty mild. The shit you see on MySpace is worse than this. InTouch writes:

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

The video below is pretty mesmerizing. It’s of Angie Jo modeling bikinis or somthing. That’s not the interesting part. It’s hot, because they are playing Marky Mark doing a live version of “Good Vibrations” in the background. A fucking live version!

Visit InTouch to see more shocking pictures and another video of Angie Jo where she talks about her sword collection. Who knew young Angie Jo would go from collecting swords to collection babies!