The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!!!
Michael K / November 27, 2007
This is not what I had in mind when I googled "Asian beaver" – AnonymousJerk
Runner-up:
Amy Winehouse's husband isn't dealing with his withdrawal very well in jail. – misstia
Hot Slut of the Day!
Michael K / November 22, 2007
May the National Turkey
This hot bitch is one of the only turkeys that won't be eaten today! Hooray for May, but tomorrow is another day. Holy hell that rhymed! I'm a poet!
For Richer Or For Poorer….Wait, Can I Take Back That Rich Part?
Michael K / November 21, 2007
Donna Campbell is suing her husband, Arnim Ramdass, after he tried to hide his lottery winnings from her. Armin won $10.2 million in the Florida lottery along with his co-workers. Armin tried to hide his new found fortune by keeping the TV turned off and disconnecting the phone. Donna grew suspicious when she found a postcard sent to her husband congratulating him on his "new home."
She googled his name and found out he hit the jackpot along with 16 other airline mechanics, her husband's co-workers. Damn Google! Always ruining the fun.
When Donna confronted him, he still denied it. After splitting the money, Armin will take home around $600,000.
Her lawyer said, "Here's a guy who for years has spent marital money on the lottery and at casinos, and he's always lost. And now he finally wins, and he's trying to keep it from his wife. That's pretty low.''
I don't know how he thought he was going to get away with it! He probably had a calendar counting the days until freedom. Haha sucka! You got found out. Bitch smelled his dick!
Red Hot Lawsuit
Michael K / November 20, 2007
The Red Hot Chili Peppers sued Showtime yesterday for naming one of their shows "Californication" without their permission.
The Chili Peppers claim they coined the phrase by using it on their 1999 album. Anthony Kiedis said, "Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right."
The show stars David Duchovny as a writer who likes to have sex with strangers. Yeah, that's basically the plot. I've seen two episodes. The show also features a character named Dani California which is also the name of a Chili Peppers song.
The Chili Peppers want damages and restitution and disgorgement of all profits derived by the defendants. They also want to ban Showtime or anybody else from further using the name.
The show's producer said he got the title from an old saying. "Apparently in the '70s there were bumper stickers that said 'Don't Californicate Oregon,' because Californians were coming up there, and I just thought it was a great, great title for this show."
For some reason I thought Showtime already got permission. All these stupid lawsuits. If they coined the phrase, give them the money. If they didn't, don't. That wasn't so hard. I doubt they coined the phrase. They probably got it from some stoner in Santa Monica. It sounds like something a stoner would come up with.
Kiedis could use the money anyway. Judging by his wardrobe choices he's hurting in the wallet.
Source: Associated Press
Don’t Get Her Wet!
Michael K / November 13, 2007
She might melt!
Here's that little Angelina Jolie shooting "The Changeling" the other day in the fake rain.
Angelina just isn't a skinny face you know! She cares! Darfur's sweetheart has written an article for The Economist magazine's "The World in 2008" issue out today. The article is about Darfur and she says a bunch of smart things that I'm too dumb to understand. Click here to read some of her quotes. You can tell me about it later over s'mores and ciggies.
Please, she didn't write that. Genius Maddox probably wrote it at one of his fancy schools and she's taking credit! Rude.
Bow Down Mister
Michael K / November 13, 2007
Boy George has been officially charged with false imprisonment. George allegedly chained a 28-year-old man to the wall of his London home earlier this year.
The Norwegian man, Auden Karlsen, claims he was called to Georgie's home for a "photoshoot." Is that what they call getting it up the butt for a couple of hundred dollars these days? I'll have to remember that.
Georgie will have to appear in court on November 22nd to face the charges. Last year George completed community service after he reported a false burglary to police in NYC. When they showed up they found coke instead.
Auden met Georgie on Gaydar, but said he was only going to "shoot some pictures." More like shoot some loads.
If found guilty, Georgie could end up in prison for the rest of his life.
Source: Associated Press