Category: Barf
Arby’s Has A New Carrot That’s Made Out Of Meat
Arby’s is proving to be one jealous meat loving bitch with their response to Burger King’s vegan impossible burger. Arby’s is making a meat carrot and they’re calling it a Marrot. It’s made of turkey, sadness, and salt and then it’s sprayed down with the same spray tan Trump uses. It’s truly some monstrosity to behold.
Gwen Stefani Jokes That She And Blake Shelton Communicate Solely Through Song
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have outlasted the most generous predictions of how long they’d be together. At the very least, I figured they’d hit the ceiling for maximum in-love levels and need a break from each other, but here we are more than two years later. And Gwen is still beaming at Blake like he’s the inventor of hair-safe peroxide.
Yesterday Gwen promoted her Christmas album, You Make It Feel Like Christmas, by appearing in a Facebook live video with Giada De Laurentiis for Williams-Sonoma. While making an apple pie, Gwen admits something that probably made Giada think, “Jesus, that’s cornier than my poh-LEN-taaahhhhh.” According to Gwen, not only do she and Blake sing in the kitchen, but they sing-talk all the time.
“We’re like we’re in a musical constantly and we just sing. We actually don’t talk to each other, we just sing like a musical and everything we sing is like ‘I love you,’ like it’s pretty much the whole time like how great we are.”
I know Gwen is half-joking here (I want to believe she’s 100% joking, but I’m not so sure). But I’m on board with singing instead of talking. Although there’s no love so unconditional that it could tolerate my tone-deaf singing. So maybe I’m just here for someone singing at me all the time. I’d appreciate a little melody while getting yelled at about taking care of the mountain of empty club soda cans next to my bed.
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Why God Why: A “Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood” Tale About Leaky Asses
Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood star Teairra Mari isn’t ashamed to let you know that she has a leaky ass. She recently, um, opened up about her struggles on show’s set. On a recent VH1 special, Teairra, as reported on The Jasmine Brand, said:
Yeah my butt might’ve been leaking but it was leaking fat. It wasn’t leaking no fake, prosthetic s***. But I still got a nice a** and you better know it.