Would You Hit It? One Dude Said Yes And The Fire Department Had To Be Called
This story makes me think of the famous line from Field of Dreams: If you build it, he will come… after fucking it.
Metro UK brings us yet more proof that dudes will stick their dicks in any hole. Now, most dudes stick their peen into normal, regular things like an overripe honeydew melon that’s been furthered softened by gentle taps from a rubber hammer, or a hallowed-out Pillsbury dough log that’s been dipped in slightly warm olive oil (it’s just the right kind of greasy). But then there’s some extra kinky, next level (and dumber than a barbel) dudes who like a challenge and will look at a 5 pound weight at the gyn and think, “I’m here to pump that up.”
Jackie Hoffman Is Not The One When It Comes To Losing An Emmy
I hope Emmy nominee and former HSOTD Jackie Hoffman wakes up this morning smiling with no regrets after losing to Laura Dern in the best supporting actress in a limited series or TV movie category. Because today, when you do a Google search for “sore loser” you will find a galaxy of memes with Jackie’s picture and the words “DAMN IT!!!” written underneath.
A Sick Lady Gaga Had To Bail On Rock In Rio
This might be the worst possible news for any Lady Gaga fan who has ever typed the words “COME TO BRAZIL QUEEN!” into Twitter or Instagram. Lady Gaga heard you, she was planning on coming to Brazil, but she got sick and is no longer coming to Brazil, queen.
Busy Philipps Went Off After Being Confused For Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Twitter quickly found out Thursday that Democratic leader Jon Cooper was not a Freaks And Geeks fan. The chairman of the Democratic Coalition Against Trump (isn’t the whole damn party against Trump??) fired off a photo from his Twitter account that he thought was a photo that proved White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has always been a bit of a sourpuss. Continue reading
Angelina Jolie Brought All The Kids Out For Her TIFF Premiere
Ah, they’re all there. Vivienne, Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, Knox, Zahara, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby, Cindy, and Alice. The whole gang!
That picture is a bit like a “Spot What’s Wrong” puzzle, since there definitely appears to be more members of the child army than usual. No, Angelina Jolie hasn’t adopted any new kids; those are some of the stars of her film First They Killed My Father (aka The PR Disaster Artist). Angelina and her crew all showed up for the premiere of FTKMF at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday. Angelina brought four of her six kids to the premiere of The Breadwinner the day before, but that was just a movie she produced. FTKMF is a film by Angelina Jolie. You know, the award-winning director of Unbroken? Sorry, Brad, but this is the kind of big deal film premiere that requires the participation of all members of the child army.
Madonna Talks About Her Adoption Drama
Madonna just opened up a state-of-the-art children’s hospital in Malawi, the home country of her four adopted children; 11 year olds David and Mercy, and more recently, 5-year-old twins Estere and Stella. In a recent interview with People, Madonna vehemently denies that she’s the baby snatching celebrity she-devil she was made out to be in the wake of the controversy surrounding her adoption of David back in 2008.