As earrings go, it’s surprisingly comfortable, but it keeps telling her to eat from the tree of knowledge. – I am Legend

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The matching necklace is a choker – daisy100

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The Calico cat in the white collar who surprised us all!

So, here I was thinking that cats were all in cahoots with each other and planning to one day work together to completely take over the planet and become our new overlords. I knew it was coming, but this video has thrown a complete PLOT TWIST into everything I thought was true. I don’t know where or when this video was shot, but I do know that it was uploaded to YouTube just a few days ago. In this history-making-video, a dog starts to sniff at the ginger pussy in the background. The ginger pussy swats at the dog, which isn’t surprising, but what happens next may make you question everything you knew to be true.

After the ginger pussy swats at the dog, the dog jumps back and at that moment, you may be thinking that the Calico pussy is going to slap at that pooch while they pooch is down… But the Calico cat comes at the ginger pussy and beats at that bitch before the riveting scene cuts out. What does it all mean?! A cat coming for another cat to protect a dog? Hmmmm… I have a feeling that the Calico cat is a double agent and it only went for the ginger pussy to throw the dog off. The Calico cat has probably earned the dog’s trust and is going to use that to get in on the inside and take the canine community down!

That must be it, because why oh why would a pussy turn on another pussy. And a ginger pussy nonetheless! (Either that or the ginger one stole the Calico one’s man and the Calico cat has just been looking for a reason to whoop a trick.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI6Cjjxoix4&feature=player_embedded

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Thank god Cannes exists, otherwise we wouldn’t get our yearly dose of hair sprayed glamour, Elena Lenina. Or is it the other way around? Does Cannes only exist because Elena exists? Woah. Heavy thoughts for a Sunday. Elena so far has been to three premieres at this year’s festival, but let’s hold hands and pray she goes to more.

Elena is known all around the world (right?) for her dedication to the art of hair manipulation. She’s deep, so it’s not just for vanity and style. There’s usual some sexual undertones to it all. Like her efforts to raise awareness of prostate cancer with this and this. The above look is the one that strikes me as the most controversial and envelope pushing of the three looks this year. If I’m interpreting it correctly, and I think I am, this is some sort of message about gender rolls and perceived notions of masculine and feminine. What else would those mozzarella stick dicks on her head be saying? How Blake Lively can even dare to think she can walk the same carpets as Elena is beyond me. Take note ladies, this is what a real STAR looks like!

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It’s only just beginning to warm up here on the East Coast and it’s kind of touch and go. People have been cooped up inside and are ready to bust out their daisy dukes and make some regrettable decisions and dance moves. What’s the number one activity during winter house months? Humping. I’m preparing myself for a lot of pregnancy announcements. And speaking of pregnancy announcements, Russell Brand may haven given his girlfriend a case of the babies. Whoopee.

According to the Daily Mail, the master of rat’s nest hair styles and fashion inspiration for every guy you automatically know lives in L.A., and his girlfriend, Laura Gallacher are going to be welcoming a baby into the world in about four months. Russell and Laura have a long history but are now trying to make it for real. They first started going out in 2006 and have been on/off ever since. A source close to them said:

They have been living as a couple for the last six months and are determined to make a go of their relationship. It feels like a new chapter in their lives and the couple are enjoying every moment, including discussing baby names. Russell is absolutely made up. Most of his closest friends have children and he was desperate to start a family.

Apparently, Russell has wanted the baby and family life for quite some time. Some are saying that one of the reasons he and the human version of a grocery store sticker vending machine, Katy Perry, split was because she thought she was too young to have a baby. Russell has a reputation as something of a huge man whore – his exes and one night stands include Kate Moss and Courtney Love – but even the hoiest ho gets to a point where they long for more than awkward small talk after parts have bumped. Let’s just hope the kid gets Laura’s hair and not Russell’s rat’s nest. There’s no need for anymore of this.

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You don’t get more fancy than Cannes, especially when it come to dresses. The stars bring their fashion A game hard. It’s not Cannes without gowns and glitz and sparkle. That’s why I’m so confused about what Blake Lively has been doing while pushing her new Woody Allen pic and her shark movie, The Shallows. Whoever her stylist is needs a crash course in learning that a dress and a piece of fabric are distinctly different.

Allison very aptly called the theme of Blake’s Cannes wardrobe “Fabric Store Fire Sale” earlier in the week. Because the bland are reliable, Blake didn’t let us down theme wise at the premiere for Steven Spielberg‘s The BFG with what I’m sure she and her stylist referred to as “the showstopper“. Yet again, this is less a dress and more a roll of fabric from the prom section of that fabric store that’s stocked with irregular fabrics. I see what they were trying to do, some modern, sexy Cinderella shit but it just looks like what it is, some ugly beaded fabric with a train. Unless you’re really gonna go all out Disney villain with a long ass train, don’t try it because it goes from drama to attention seeking. Even with 100 feet of blue drama, Blake’s look is still putting me to sle- Ok. I’m back. Dozed off for a second.

Here’s more of Blake dressing up her baby bump (ugh that phrase):

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