Almost six weeks after Prince left his sexy mortal coil at the age of 57 and floated up to heaven where he’s been giving the angels grade 10 loin tingles with his devastating side-eyes and next-level puckers, the Chief Medical Examiner has reportedly determined his cause of death.

The Associated Press heard from a law enforcement official who says that toxicology results came back and they show that Prince died of a painkiller overdose. They didn’t specify which one. The official only agreed to tell AP what they know if their identity was kept a secret, because well, they’re not supposed to be blabbing their fat fucking lips to reporters. The Chief Medical Examiner’s full report is supposed to be released tomorrow.

TMZ has been reporting hard on Prince’s alleged addiction to painkillers. When Prince’s plane had to make an unscheduled landing due to a medical emergency he was experiencing during the flight, he and his people laughed it off as nothing but the flu. But TMZ reported that shit was really serious and Prince almost died from a Percocet overdose during the flight and that’s the real reason why his plane had to land.

Prince’s team were reportedly really worried about him and wanted to get him into rehab. The day Prince died at his Paisley Park estate, the son of a California drug specialist was there to meet with him. Authorities in Minnesota have already opened up an investigation into whether or not Prince’s doctors were regular Dr. Conrad Murrays and overprescribed pain pills to him.

Sheena Easton said that Prince’s hip just wouldn’t let him be great and he suffered with pain for years.

I’ve been following all the rumors, reports, so this isn’t exactly a surprise. But still, I’m still going to choose to believe that Prince, David Bowie and Vanity secretly left Earth because they just couldn’t with our asses anymore and went off to a far away planet to start their own colony of sexiness. I’m going with that and don’t tell me otherwise. Don’t kill my dreams!

UPDATE: The Midwest Medical Examiner’s Office released the report today, probably because that shit leaked. The one page report lists Prince’s official cause of death as an accidental Fentanyl overdose. Yes, Fentanyl, the “no fucking joke” painkiller. If Dr. Conrad Murray wasn’t already released from jail I’d tell him to make room in his cell for another shady doctor.

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It’s show-and-tell week for Amber Heard’s team. Yesterday, People published pictures from December of Amber’s injured face after an alleged beat-down courtesy of Johnny Depp. And also yesterday, Entertainment Tonight posted text messages that were allegedly sent between Johnny Depp’s assistant Stephen Deuters and Amber after one of his rages back in 2014 before they were married. I knew Hollywood assistants were required to do a bunch of weird shit, but if these texts are real, then apparently one of those requirements is apologizing to their boss’ girlfriend on their behalf after acting like a violent mess. The texts are after the cut:

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I always plant my seed in cider. – 38chrysler

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Frog and Toad, the inspirational portrait of a stable and long-lasting gay relationship!

I don’t know when it hit me that Frog and Toad are probably gay life partners, but when it did hit me, it was as if Oprah’s face appeared in my head and said, “Aha!” I mean, they gave each other sweet gifts, did everything together, lovingly gazed into each other’s Pac-Man-looking eyes and wore color-coordinated matching outfits. They’re gay! I hate typing the words “relationship goals,” but they were the original “relationship goals.” They showed us gay dudes that you can get a man without a gym body. Although, I am throwing a “bitch, too far” look at them for those matching high-waisted, shirtless outfits.

Arnold Lobel, who wrote the Frog and Toad children’s book series starting with Frog and Toad Are Friends, never said that his characters are gay soulmates. But in a new profile for The New Yorker, Arnold’s daughter, set designer Adrianne Lobel, says that she believes her father created the Frog and Toad stories as a way of dealing with his own sexuality. Arnold wrote other children’s stories, but Adrianne says that the Frog and Toad was his only series that involved a relationship.

Adrianne suspects that there’s another dimension to the series’s sustained popularity. Frog and Toad are “of the same sex, and they love each other,” she told me. “It was quite ahead of its time in that respect.” In 1974, four years after the first book in the series was published, Lobel came out to his family as gay. “I think ‘Frog and Toad’ really was the beginning of him coming out,” Adrianne told me.

Arnold died from AIDS-related complications in 1987 at the young age of 55, and he only wrote a few Frog and Toad books before his death. In my mind, the series lives on with stories about how Frog and Toad adopted a tadpole and got a Fire Island share with their good friends Bert and Ernie, who they met through their great nephew Kermit. And there’d be a tale about how they shocked their friends by revealing that Frog is actually vers bottom and Toad is a power top. But really, look at the love between them. A Peter Gabriel song plays in their heads when they look at each other. They give us all hope!

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Hollywood is trying to remake Guys and Dolls again, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they try to modernize it by turning Nathan Detroit into an online gambling addict, Sarah into a Scientologist, Miss Adelaide into a reality show trick/YouTube singer and Sky into a top 10 poker player with a major Instagram following. They can change the name to Baes and THOTs – Lainey Gossip 

Charlotte McKinney does a bunch of “hungover on a Tuesday morning after a long holiday weekend” poses in some photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather

Khlozilla has found her next victim – Celebitchy

Cynthia Bailey and Papa Smurf confirm what everyone has known for months – Reality Tea 

“Put me out of my misery” isn’t only what I say while watching a duet between Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, it’s also a lyric in her new single – SOW

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe he’s Battfleck – The Superficial 

It looks like RiRi got tangled up in a deflated hot air balloon and its cords, and I’m into it – Egotastic! 

An evil hornet jockstrap that may not have touched Zac Efron’s dick is up for auction – Towleroad

In news that I’m not sure will give you nerds the happies or sads, Brie Larson is the frontrunner to play Captain Marvel – Pajiba

Ellen Pompeo is going back to Grey’s Anatomy – HuffPo

Ryan Gosling is the anti-Jon Snow because he thinks it’s time for men to be objectified more – Just Jared

Why did I keep waiting for Emilia Clarke to completely fangirl out on Joey by saying, “How you doin’?” – Popsugar