Jonathan Knight of New Kids on the Block declared yesterday that he and his man are promised to be married. And on today’s Ellen, Ricky Martin declares that he and his Venti cup full of Syrian-born hotness of a man are promised to be married too. I hope this trend of middle-aged former boy banders getting engaged to a sexy piece of man meat continues and one of my favorite boy band pieces Devin Lima of LFO (it’s the brows) comes out as gay and a nudist and shares naked pictures of he and his man getting engaged on a nudist colony. After these couple of weeks, you owe me this, universe!

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The Real Housewives of Shawshank debuts in December. – runic2627

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Dlister reunion – Jesus is coming…RUN!!!

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Boston, the Boxer who won every gold medal in the sport of Mannequin Challenging. Boston is the Michael Phelps of the Mannequin Challenge!

The Mannequin Challenge is the Ice Bucket Challenge of 2016, only it’s not for charity… unless you count trying to get Instagram, Twitter and Facebook likes an act of charity. If that’s the case, you got yourself a new tax-write off, Mannequin Challengers! Everyone is doing that shit, to which concrete-faced Bella Hadid and Kristen Stewart respond with, “Pfft!”, since their faces have been doing the Mannequin Challenge for years and no one applauded their asses for it. But everyone can start moving their bodies again and take their asses home, because Boston the Boxer shut ’em all down.

Boston’s human Ryan Thomas tweeted a soul-lifting video of his pooch out-mannequing every man, woman, child and animal whose done the Mannequin Challenge. I thought it was a taxidermy situation at first until Boston threw a, “You promised me a slice of bacon for every 100 likes and you better come through, bitch,” side-eye at the camera.

The next time I’m sitting at the DMV waiting for my number to be called, I’m going to think of the patience of Boston. If Boston can sit still with a Doritos in his mouth and a jaunty little Doritos garrison cap on his head, I can wait for 3 hours without whining and moaning.

https://twitter.com/Ryan_Thomas02/status/798726209144242176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Ryan is trying to get Boston on Ellen, but who cares about Ellen! They should aim higher. That video has earned Boston a major role in season 2 of Westworld AND the starring role in a Mannequin reboot. Do something right, for once, Hollywood and make this happen!

(For Jenna)

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Brad Pitt went off to Shanghai with the head of Paramount to pimp out Allied, and since he’s supposed to keep his body free and clear of the good shit, he’s not even trying to look at what he probably thinks is a bushel of funny-looking gold weed. Don’t let it tempt you, Brad! – Lainey Gossip 

Well, Bella Hadid can always ask one of the Kartrashians where they bought theirs – Celebitchy

Alec Baldwin has officially hung up his dead guinea pig wig for good – The Superficial 

Ramona Singer was reportedly told to turtle time her ass out of an event – Reality Tea

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly busted out her usual “my Ambien just kicked in” poses in Elle Korea – Drunken Stepfather

Wanda Sykes told a bunch of booing Trump supporters to fuck off – Towleroad

Hilary Duff posed with two dead fish who easily stole the shot from her – Hollywood Tuna

Panty Creamers of the Day: The piping hot pieces of the NYC Cab Drivers calendar  – Boy Culture

And follow Liam Hemsworth’s happy trail right before it gets to Dick Town – OMG Blog

How many times do you think Isla Fisher heard a photographer scream, “Looking hot, Amy Adams!” – Popoholic

Jasmine Waltz (Remember her? Me neither) accidentally slipped a nip in front of the paps and I’m sure she didn’t practice that move in her bathroom mirror at home – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

As I wait for Kim Cattrall and Kristy Swanson to do the mannequin challenge together, Sesame Street did their own – SOW

Dick Loeb (typo and it stays) and Sofia Vergara’s messy fight over their embryos has gotten even messier. She wants him to name the two exes who had abortions 20 years ago – Refinery29

Jack FellateMe has come out as straight and an LGBTQ supporter – Just Jared

Jessie Spano’s so excited ass was originally was supposed to be jacked up on speed but then NBC censors came in and made her look like a lightweight  – Popsugar

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It only took her 4 decades, but Carrie Fisher confirmed what many of us figured a while ago: she and Harrison Ford regularly got their fuck on with each other while shooting the first Star Wars movie in London. Save your shocked look for when Chewbacca writes in his memoirs about how he was tag-teamed by Darth Vader, Biggs Darklighter and C-3PO.

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