JcPenney’s Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast doll!

Well, I guess Disney decided that Mrs. Potts and Chip weren’t the only ones they were going to do wrong and dirty. They also fucked with Emma Watson by creating a Belle doll that made some people say, “That Beast doll is waaaaay too terrifying!” Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast comes out in March and so Disney has started farting up merchandise including a line of dolls. Doll collector William Herrington tells Buzzfeed that he was walking around the JCPenney at Mesa Mall in Grand Junction, CO  when his eyes landed on the soul-eating Emma Watson as Bell doll. William posted the pics of JCP’s Belle doll on Flickr and they were quickly snatched up by the internet, who turned the hilarious doll into an overnight star.

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Shirley Bassey (80)
Noah Cyrus (17)
Allison “Creepy Chan” Harvard (29)
Freddie Stroma (30)
Gaby Hoffmann (35)
Genevieve Padalecki (36)
Rachel Nichols (37)
Sam Riley (37)
Sarah Polley (38)
Amber Benson (40)
Jenny Lewis (41)
Josh Meyers (41)
Jeremy Spencer (44)
Jason Giambi (46)
R. Kelly (50)
Michelle Forbes (52)
Rey Misterio, Sr. (59)
Harriet Harris (62)
Robby Krieger (71)
Stephen Hawking (75)
Carolina Herrera (78)
Bob Eubanks (79)
Elvis Presley (1935 – 1977)
David Bowie (1947-2016)

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Jesus, get the polar bear some less slippy skates! Two mascots, Mitsubishi’s White Bear and the University of Minnesota’s Golden Gopher, were shooting a car commercial at Mariucci Arena in Minneapolis when the polar bear experienced some difficulty. He (at least I think it’s a he?) kept falling on his furry white ass! The Gopher busts his butt a couple of times, too. It’s the poor Arctic denizen, though, who just can’t keep upright. The worst part for the White Bear is at the very end. Bear WENT DOWN. I don’t care how padded that giant head is the guy’s wearing, dude is probably missing more teeth now than your average hockey player.

Watch the White Bear’s multiple mishaps below.

https://youtu.be/hFIpJMKw4Kg

When I initially wrote that headline too quickly, my brain came up with “Ciara Dropped Her Defamation Lawsuit Against The Future.” And her dropping THAT lawsuit made me protest inside because if there’s any future that deserves a lawsuit, it’s this one. But no, we’re talking about one dude.

Ciara had a defamation suit going against hip-hop artist Future, but dropped part of it back in October. She was still gunning for $15 million, though, by continuing to seek damages while claiming he cast her in a “false light.” Future reportedly publicly shamed her when he did a radio interview (complete with follow-up tweets) where he claimed she wasn’t a good mom to their 2-year-old son, Future Zahir.

But now she’s dropped the lawsuit completely, according to TMZ.

According to the docs, the case has been dismissed “with prejudice” … meaning she can’t refile it.

Our sources say Future didn’t pay her a penny in return for the dismissal. But based on all the evidence, it seems almost certain they have also reached agreement on custody of 2-year-old baby Future.

Perhaps getting knocked up has softened her towards her ex? Ciara has a new husband, NFL quarterback and former Christian blue balls sufferer Russell Wilson, and a baby on the way. Maybe dropping the lawsuit’s not about getting over the need for vengeance on your ex. Who has time to gouge him for cash when you’re busy craving cream cheese and grape jelly sandwiches and trying not to kill all of the people asking you “how are you feeling?” every hour of the day? Many of my female friends have birthed babies. I’ve learned what aggravates them.

Pic: WENN

Picky Batman Ben Affleck is currently shilling his Florida gangster flick, Live By Night, and sat down with the sculpted-assed Mario Lopez for an interview with Extra. Ben revealed that he won’t encourage his kids to be actors when they grow up. If they were to hit it as big as he did, he feels that their lives could be “confusing and difficult.”

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E! claims that Drake is seriously obsessed with his alleged new girlfriend – tv cop and inspiration for the most popular Mariah meme, Jennifer Lopez. Wheelchair Jimmy is allegedly “completely falling” for her ass. (That would be the giant ass that predated that sorry, not-as-natural, giant ass the Kim Kardashian chick sports.)

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