Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Pringles Pop Box!
Believe it or not, there are people out there who can open up a thing of potato chips and not immediately suck up every single chip in that bitch. Those people are called freaks. But those people also sometimes pull an unreasonable amount of chips out of the bag (it’s unreasonable because the only reasonable amount of chips is ALL OF THEM) and put them in a smaller bag for lunch, or their travels, or whatever. Because those people exist for some reason, Pringles decided to produce a little something for them called the Pringles Pop Box. It was a little curved Lee Press-On-nail-shaped coffin where you could keep a small amount of Pringles safe before really murdering them with your mouth.
Birthday Sluts
Conor Maynard (30)
Colleen Ballinger (36)
Ronny Chieng (37)
Sam Palladio (37)
Carly Rae Jepsen (37)
Guy Wilson (37)
Jena Malone (38)
Brie Bella (39)
Nikki Bella (39)
Ryan Carnes (40)
Cherie Johnson (47)
Jimmi Simpson (47)
Marina de Tavira (48)
Brook Kerr (49)
Rain Phoenix (50)
Michael Strahan (51)
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Troy Aikman (56)
Björk (57)
Nicollette Sheridan (59)
Cherry Jones (66)
Cynthia Rhodes (66)
Tina Brown (69)
Lorna Luft (70)
Goldie Hawn (77)
Marcy Carsey (78)
Juliet Mills (81)
Marlo Thomas (85)
Harold Ramis (1944-2014)
Vivian Blaine (1921-1995)
René Magritte (1898-1967)
Voltaire (1694-1778)
Open Post: Hosted By The German Shepherd Who Saved His Human From A Possible Dog Attack
Finally, some good news. And this time, it’s from Florida! (Yes, it’s possible.) We’re used to hearing stories of man-eating alligators or man-eating men when it comes to the sunshine state, but today we have a new one: a hero dog. Tank and his boy were just hanging out in the front yard when suddenly, an unruly dog rushed up onto the scene, seemingly heading for the boy. Tank said, “Not today, bitch!” and drove the attacker away. If you don’t believe it, it was all caught on tape. Somebody get this good boy a trophy filled with Beggin’ Bits!
Elon Musk Welcomes Trump Back To Twitter
Twitter continues its march into hell with the billionaire-cum-pathetic memelord Elon Musk at the helm. Having led a disastrous effort at making verification available for anyone then quickly taking that away once everyone roasted him for it, battling dangerous Elon Musk impersonators like Kathy Griffin, and firing practically everyone at Twitter for not being “hardcore” enough, Elon is still trying to make his version of a free speech Twitter happen. Apparently, his vision of truth and honesty includes bringing back former president and stable genius Donald Trump onto the platform. Everyone can finally log off Truth Social!!!!
Birthday Sluts
Michael Clifford (27)
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Jaina Lee Ortiz (36)
Dan Byrd (37)
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Future (39)
Andrea Riseborough (41)
Kimberley Walsh (41)
Nadine Velázquez (44)
Josh Turner (45)
Dominique Dawes (46)
Dierks Bentley (47)
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Joel McHale (51)
Callie Thorne (53)
Ming-Na Wen (59)
Sean Young (63)
Bo Derek (66)
Mark Gastineau (66)
Joe Walsh (75)
Veronica Hamel (79)
Joe Biden (80)
Norman Greenbaum (80)
Dick Smothers (83)
Estelle Parsons (95)
Richard Dawson (1932-2012)
Kaye Ballard (1925-2019)
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Found A $47,000 Ring With His Metal Detector
While we were all out busy buying losing lotto tickets, hoping to win that $2 billion and dreaming of telling our bosses, “See ya, suckers!” some people were putting their noses to the grindstone and earning a cool $47,000. Englishman David Board went for a stroll one day with his metal detector and, after hearing some beeping, came across a priceless gold ring worth almost $50,000. Who knew walking around aimlessly in a field would lead to a lucrative payday?