Finally, some good news. And this time, it’s from Florida! (Yes, it’s possible.) We’re used to hearing stories of man-eating alligators or man-eating men when it comes to the sunshine state, but today we have a new one: a hero dog. Tank and his boy were just hanging out in the front yard when suddenly, an unruly dog rushed up onto the scene, seemingly heading for the boy. Tank said, “Not today, bitch!” and drove the attacker away. If you don’t believe it, it was all caught on tape. Somebody get this good boy a trophy filled with Beggin’ Bits!
Five People Have Been Arrested In The Kidnapping Of Lady Gaga’s Dogs And The Attempted Murder Of Her Dog Walker Ryan Fischer
Justice is sizzling on the grill and seems about ready to be served, as five people have been busted and charged for their alleged roles in the dognapping of two of Lady Gaga’s French bulldogs as well as the attempted murder of her dog walker and friend, Ryan Fischer. At the end of February, Ryan was shot in the chest while walking Gaga’s three dogs, Miss Asia, Gustav, and Koji in Hollywood. Gustav and Koji were taken but Miss Asia was not. Which is why she should run the Paw Patrol. Gaga’s promise of a $500,000 reward led to the dogs being returned safely, and Ryan thankfully recovered from his gunshot wounds and was released from the hospital at the end of March. Well, Miss Asia better get her best testifyin’ outfit together, because she may have to do so in the future since those dirty dognappers have been arrested, including the woman who turned Gustav and Koji over and tried to get the reward. SHAME. LESS.
On Wednesday night, Ryan Fischer, friend, and dogwalker of Lady Gaga, was shot by a thief who stole two of Gaga’s dogs: Koji and Gustav. Her third dog, Miss Asia, luckily escaped. Asia will have to teach an anti-dog-napping course after this. Ryan is still in the hospital after the attack, but a friend confirmed to People that a friend confirmed Ryan is doing well and breathing on his own. Meanwhile, Gaga is still in Italy where she was preparing to film the movie Gucci, and sources say she’s “beside herself” over the whole thing.
Because dogs are so much smarter and better than humans and we all need a daily reminder of this, here is a story from Argentina with a happy ending involving two best doggo friend-siblings named Caipirinha and Luna, their backyard pool, and a heroic rescue that puts all of our lazy asses to shame. According to The Dodo, Caipirinha, the young Shepherd pictured above, found her 14-year-old BFF, Luna, struggling in their backyard pool while their humans were out. The family’s outdoor camera captured the whole scene.