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November 21, 2022 / Posted by:

The Pringles Pop Box!

Believe it or not, there are people out there who can open up a thing of potato chips and not immediately suck up every single chip in that bitch. Those people are called freaks. But those people also sometimes pull an unreasonable amount of chips out of the bag (it’s unreasonable because the only reasonable amount of chips is ALL OF THEM) and put them in a smaller bag for lunch, or their travels, or whatever. Because those people exist for some reason, Pringles decided to produce a little something for them called the Pringles Pop Box. It was a little curved Lee Press-On-nail-shaped coffin where you could keep a small amount of Pringles safe before really murdering them with your mouth.

Pringles’ longtime slogan was, “Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop!” But in the early aughts, their slogan was, “Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop… But If You Must, Then Get Our Pringles Case That Barely Holds Any Chips!” Pringles’ Pop Boxes came out in the early-2000s and were little plastic containers that kept Pringles from breaking in a lunch box. I don’t think I ever saw them out in the wild and if one made its way into my house, I’d probably use it as a Barbie lounging chair rather than a Pringles holder. They were sold in grocery stores, but they didn’t last long and were gone a few years later. But about six years ago, British supermarket chain ASDA brought them back for a limited time. And the Brits called them “snack boxes,” which is what tricks on Grindr call my b-hole. “Oh, you’re confusing ‘snack box’ with ‘death box.’” – tricks on Grindr.

It’s not at all surprising that those things weren’t a mega-hit (although knock-offs are still sold). First of all, how can you make a sandcastle at the beach if you don’t have a Pringles can to make the towers?! Second of all, if you were a kid and proudly pulled out a Pop Box filled with like four Pringles during lunchtime at school, others would be afraid of your unnatural potato chips restrain. And before you know it, you’ll be voted Most Likely To Become A Serial Killer.

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