How Low Can You Go?
Warner Bros. promised to give African amputees, prosthetic limbs in exchange for more publicity for their movie, The Blood Diamond. The producers brought in 27 orphaned amputees to appear as extra in the Leonardo DiCaprio flick.
Pictures of Leonardo with the children were released last week. In addition to paying the children, producers said they would have limbs made for them. Sluts lied. Filming wrapped in June and the orphans still haven’t gotten what they were promised.
When an organization benefiting the orphans asked producers, they received this response, “You will have to wait for December, when the movie comes out, so we can get some publicity out of it.”
A rep for WB says, “We are still working on it.”
What the hell is wrong with everyone taken advantage of these orphans and using them for publicity? This movie is going to tank anyway.
Kate Gets Engaged!
Kate Moss was photographed at London’s Heathrow airport with a ring on her wedding finger. Kate was returning from a trip to Italy where she performed with Pete Doherty and Babyshambles.
The couple were seen in a jewelry store over the weekend, picking out the ring.
And to top it all off, there are pregnancy rumors!
Jewelry store my ass! That crackhead stole it off of an elderly lady’s hand I know it! That’s an old woman’s ring. I can smell the Jean Nate from here!
Victoria Silvstedt is Really Hot
Swedish piece-o-trash, Victoria Silvstedt is the new Bai Ling. Homegirl will break out a photoshoot almost anywhere. Here she is looking like one huge H.A.M. during a photoshoot in her damn limo.
I kind of love it.
Is SPF2 a Girl?!?
Have we been duped by Britney Spears?! We all seem to think that her recent baby’s name is Sutton Pierce Federline or SPF2 as I like to call him. Well, this may not be in the case. Fans are now claiming that the baby’s name is Jayden James.
A friend of KFed’s said, “Grandma Federline calls the child Jayden.”
JJF?! Damn! Not only that, but JJF may be a girl! KFed once joked a while ago that his newest kid was possibly a girl and now sources claim that it’s a girl! Britney’s bodyguards were caught shopping in Malibu and buying little girl crap.
She sent her bodyguard to buy clothes? This makes so much sense. No wonder bitch looks like trash. Her effin bodyguard is her stylist!
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Parasite is Totally Going to Ruin Christmas
Parasite Hilton’s debut album is a big-ass flop kind of like her bagina. Her record company still thinks it has some chance and will re-release it just in time for Christmas. She will also add an extra-track to entice idiots to buy it again.
Just in time for Christmas, eh? The perfect stocking stuffer! Meaning, one little push and it’s in the fire where it belongs!
Here some pics of Paris doing what she does best at the Jet club in Las Vegas on 10/22. The dude above is her current boyfriend, James Neate and the dude below is that skanky, Criss Angel.
Needless to say, she probably took both in her ass at the same time by the end of the night
Morning Vomit
Here’s the latest video from Meth-Face aka Fergie. The song is a straight-up redo of JJ Fad’s “Supersonic“, but I can still feel it a little. The video is nothing that we haven’t seen before and seeing her ass in a bed of candy makes me never want to touch a Mars bar again. Ok, I’m lying..I’m eating one right now.
Furthermore, everytime she says “all the boys want to eat it” I want to eat my own eyeballs out.



