The father of David Banda aka Madonna’s latest purchase, is very confused about the whole adoption thing. Yohana Banda didn’t realize that she was taking his son for good; he thought the woman was just borrowing him. You know like one would borrow a cup of sugar.

He said, “Our understanding was that they would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage. I am just realizing now the meaning of adoption.”

This is a completely different statement he made last week. When human rights groups were pissed that Madge was adopting an African boy, he responded, “As David’s father I have no problem (with the adoption), so what is their concern?”

Looks like his ass is having a change of heart and methinks it’s too late.

“If we were told that she wants to take the baby as her own we could not have consented, because I see no reason why I should give away my son.”

Yohana said that he does not want his son to return to the orphanage, so I guess everything will stay as is. When asked to comment young David said,

“Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep.”

Okay, lame.

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Jeffrey Dahmer’s sister decides to auction of his estate.- oomfoomfoo cootersnaps

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“Janice Dickinson launches her own plastic surgery franchise………. – amazon

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Lindsay Blohan tells next month’s InStyle Magazine that she can’t stand when people she doesn’t know give her advice on her life. She would must rather get advice from her crackpot mother.

She said, “The other day this guy I’d never met was like: ‘Make sure you keep your stuff together.’

“I was like: ‘Excuse me? You know nothing about me.’ I was flabbergasted.”

Truth hurts.

Blohan is currently in Paris, because French coke is better. Actually, she looks good and much healthier. Let’s hope it stays that way.

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I unfortunately went to see Marie Antoinette last night. Yes, I want to fuck Kiki Dunst with her own snaggletooth, but I buy into hype. My $10 went down the drain. I basically could’ve gotten the same images from a Meat Loaf video. It was all style, no substance.

Many critics agreed with my dumb ass and here are some hot quotes. I love bad reviews:

” Without daddy’s money…Coppola’s emaciated screenplay would still be moldering on her hard drive as the author worked the 10-4 shift at the Starbucks on Figueroa.” – Film Threat

“As for Dunst, there’s nothing she does here that couldn’t have been done by Jessica Simpson.” – Deseret News

So if you want to see this trash, make sure you get drunk and bring some weed. Which will probably get you arrested, but at least you’ll have a much more exciting experience than staying and watching this bore.

That being said, Jamie Donran is in it and he’s the hotness.