Grimes Has An Instagram Account For Her Fetus

January 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Canadian cyborg Grimes is pregnant with Elon Musk’s techno-organic spawn, and she’s been posting pics of herself all aglow with the bearing of what is probably the AI that will wipe us all out. In fact, Grimes is so in love with being knocked up that she’s even started an Instagram account for her fetus. Now you can follow along with the birth of the singularity!

Buzzfeed says that Grimes’ (real name Claire Boucher) Beyonce-rivaling pregnancy pics obviously needed their own spinoff show.

 

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Censored for insta haha – almost got away w it 😮

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The baby’s name would appear to be @warnymph. And knowing this kids’ parentage, the @ will probably be on the birth certificate along with some emojis for space travel.

Grimes has created an Instagram account for her unborn baby and it is really something. She shared a photo of a baby with wings and a dagger, writing, simply, “@warnymph.”

 

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@warnymph 🗡🧚🏻‍♀️?

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The account is set to private, but Grimes left some more clues about her baby on her own Instagram. Including this adorable sonogram photo of the kid. It might be familiar to the more cinematically-minded among you.

Someone was able to penetrate the privacy curtain of @warnymphy’s Instagram (“Beta Version 1.0”) and found this video which will make you want to hug your children, stock up on bottled water, and pray for an electro-magnetic pulse to wipe out all electrics before Grimes’ water breaks.

OMG, RUN.

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