Category: What A Fucking Lady

Katie Price Got Fined For Mouth Sharting Out A C-Bomb Filled Rant At Her Ex’s New Girlfriend On A School Playground

June 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Seen above serving seasoned Russian gold digger making her way to the will reading of her fourth dead husband (or rejected Mob Wives cat member), Katie Price has officially snatched the title of England’s Finest Rose away from Jodie Marsh, who has tamed herself all the way down. The edgiest thing Jodie does now is post pictures on Instagram of bowls of baby diarrhea she makes using the protein powder she hawks. Meanwhile, Katie Prices continues to make her country proud and prove time and time again that Britain is the global epicenter of sophistication.

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Madge Is Living The Life!

November 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Why do I hear what sounds like the screams of a dozen boy toys?” said everyone in the room when Madge spread-eagled.

A few days before Madge maybe-sunk her fangs into Idris Elba’s flesh at some club, she was at an art exhibition, where she did a reboot of her highly artistic “drunk clown” act by rolling her horny ass around on the floor while dressed up like a fancy biker. The Daily Mail posted screen shots from an Instagram video that was taken at Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott’s photo exhibition at Phillips Auction House in London. The Daily Mail says that guests were SHOCKED by Madge acting a mess and crotch-fucking the air. Okay, you show me a guest who was “shocked” by Madge acting like Madge, and I’ll show you someone whose permanent address has been “1544 Under A Rock Lane” for the past few decades and doesn’t know that she’s a giant attention whore.

But really, Madge is usually out of touch, but this is the first time in a long time that I’ve completely related to her.

When you find yourself at a boring art show, the best way to pass the time is get a glass of ro-zay, get on the floor and kick, stretch and kick. Keep fucking that chicken, Madge!

Pic: The Daily Mail

Courtney Stodden And Her Baby Bump Went Out Shopping

July 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Everything I know about being pregnant has come from movies and television, and one thing that I always remember is from Full House when a knocked up Aunt Becky put headphones on her stomach. I guess so that her and Uncle Jesse’s spawn would be into music or something? What I’m trying to get at is, it’s my understanding that when you’re pregnant, you can teach babies to like stuff while they’re still in the womb. Courtney Stodden obviously thinks this too. Yesterday she strutted around in some truly elegant maternity wear for the paps, in what is clearly an attempt to teach the baby living inside her what getting attention is. Like mommy, like baby!

Courtney and a friend were papped “shopping” for  maternity clothes at A Pea in the Pod. I say “shopping“, because there’s no way Courtney actually found anything she wanted to buy in there. The last time I checked, A Pea in the Pod didn’t carry second-trimester g-strings, latex tube tops, or pregnancy-safe coochie glitter. Once again, Courtney is showing her baby how it’s done. You don’t need a good reason to call the paps, you just need a reason.

The teaching continued inside the store, when Courtney’s friend gave a master class in, well, class, by stripping down to her underwear and bending over for the paps.

Pregnant Courtney Stodden and Plastic Martyr shop for baby clothes

Unfortunately, I think the in utero lessons only apply when it’s your baby. Nice try though, Courtney’s friend. Here’s more of a pregnant Courtney working her baby bump in some truly gorgeous heels for the paps yesterday.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

Why It’s A Bad Idea To Strike A Shiny Happy Pose In Your Mug Shot

June 14, 2016 / Posted by:

That Ohio drew drop in the mug shot above could teach two classes. She could took a course at John Robert Powers on how to serve up 100 proof class in your mug shot. And she could also teach a class at The Learning Annex on how to piss off a judge in one quick and easy step.

Sweet Dee’s Ohio cousin, Mary Jordan, and two fellow delicate rose petals, Ashley England and Sammie Whaley, turned their “You deserve a break today” moment into a  ” You deserve to get handcuffed and jailed” moment when they jumped a McDonald’s employee for allegedly not moving as fast they wanted her to. Cleveland19 says that on June 8, the Trinity of Ohio Classiness was at a McDonald’s in Bellevue with their friends and family when decided that an employee, who doesn’t get paid nearly enough to deal with that kind of shit, was working too slowly. So they attacked the employee in the parking lot.

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Backdoor Farrah And Janice Dickinson Were Evicted From Celebrity Big Brother, But They’re Still Bringing The Messiness

September 23, 2015 / Posted by:

While in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house, Backdoor Farrah threatened to commit mass murder over a broken flip-flop and she fought every chance she got. Well, Farrah was evicted from the house last week and she’s still bringing her signature brand of crazy bitch drama to show. Both Jenna Jameson and Janice Dickinson were evicted last night and they joined Backdoor Farrah on the Celebrity Big Brother after-show Bit On The Side. The show ended with Backdoor Farrah getting kicked out the backdoor after shit got violent. That all sounds about right.

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Kate Moss Allegedly Got Kicked Off Of An easyJet Flight For Being A Drunken Mess

June 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Passengers on an easyJet flight that landed at London Luton airport overdosed on potent amounts of elegance, class and gentility yesterday when they watched a 41-year-old supermodel call the pilot a “basic bitch” as her drunk ass was dragged off of the plane for screaming about wanting a damn drink and pouring herself her own drink from a bottle of vodka she had in her luggage. One passenger was overheard saying, “It’s like I’m in an episode of Downton Fucking Abbey,” while watching Kate Moss bust into a vodka rage before getting kicked off of a budget airline.

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