The tenth season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has concluded, and now the Housewives are at the reunion stage where they discuss their issues like the refined, sophisticated women they are. SIKE! They scream, curse and bicker like toddlers fighting over the last cookie all while Andy Cohen watches. Well, now one of the original drama queens of the series Kim Zolciak is ready to retire her wig from the show for good.
Kim Zolciak’s face is like a cubist painting; you truly see what your mind wants to see. Personally when I look at Kim, I see the new money cousin of Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina. Marlon Wayans looked at Kim’s face during the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show on Sunday, and said on Instagram that it gave him flashbacks to his 2004 movie White Chicks. Usually when someone compares a person to White Chicks, they can either lean into it, like Iggy Azalea did, or they can feel deeply insulted and take it as a read. Kim chose the second.
If you’re still waiting for the middle-aged teens from The Real Housewives of Atlanta to finally grow up and act their age, then please have a seat, because that won’t be happening any time soon. Why you ask? Because it’s REUNION TIME! And you know that the Housewives like to turn up and turn it all the way out with their brand of craziness during reunions while show creator/host Andy Cohen giggles and squeals like a group of twelve-year-olds on a shopping spree at Forever 21.
Khloe Kardashian’s recent baby shower was a baseball bat to the internet troll hornet’s nest. Comments galore have said that thing had more plastic walking around than a Mean Girls clique (what? I’m paraphrasing!), and their words were not spared on Kim Zolciak’s daughter, Brielle Biermann. Brielle tossed up a ‘gram, seen above, from the shower with the other three horsemen of the Apocalypse (aka Khloe, Wig, and Larsa Pippen), and it sent tongues and comments wagging because people were wondering what Amanda Lepore was doing between Khloe and Larsa. Brielle is now firing back to say mind your beeswax. She’ll plump those lips ‘til the cows come home! Continue reading
It’s safe to assume Maxine Waters and Donald Trump will share a Caesar salad at Mar-a-Lago loooooong before everyone on Real Housewives Of Atlanta will all get along. As y’all have probably figured out by now, Sunday church services for me come at the end of the day when those sloppy Georgia peaches roll out to accuse each other of everything from home foreclosure to not being able to afford payment on a Spirit flight to Kissimmee. Apparently, nobody learned from Phaedra Parks getting fired and having to pimp her house out on Airbnb, because Kim Zolciak is stepping into Phaedra’s shoes this season to accuse Kandi Burruss of being a little freaky in the sheets. Continue reading
Before NeNe Leakes was wishing ride-share rape on a female audience member at her standup show in Oakland, she was back to her mudslinging ways with Kim “WIG” Zolciak. As we have covered extensively, Kim’s daughter Brielle Biermann shot a Snapchat video from inside of one of NeNe’s bathrooms and spotted what were labeled as roaches (but didn’t really look like riches). NeNe took that for racism and labeled the Biermanns as racists. She also said that Brielle brought the roaches into her home by way of her snatch. There, you’re all caught up!