It’s safe to assume Maxine Waters and Donald Trump will share a Caesar salad at Mar-a-Lago loooooong before everyone on Real Housewives Of Atlanta will all get along. As y’all have probably figured out by now, Sunday church services for me come at the end of the day when those sloppy Georgia peaches roll out to accuse each other of everything from home foreclosure to not being able to afford payment on a Spirit flight to Kissimmee. Apparently, nobody learned from Phaedra Parks getting fired and having to pimp her house out on Airbnb, because Kim Zolciak is stepping into Phaedra’s shoes this season to accuse Kandi Burruss of being a little freaky in the sheets. Continue reading
Before NeNe Leakes was wishing ride-share rape on a female audience member at her standup show in Oakland, she was back to her mudslinging ways with Kim “WIG” Zolciak. As we have covered extensively, Kim’s daughter Brielle Biermann shot a Snapchat video from inside of one of NeNe’s bathrooms and spotted what were labeled as roaches (but didn’t really look like riches). NeNe took that for racism and labeled the Biermanns as racists. She also said that Brielle brought the roaches into her home by way of her snatch. There, you’re all caught up!
When Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes of The Real Housewives of Atanta (and Tardy for the Party) announced they were friends again back in 2014, even Israel and Palestine were like, “If those broads can kiss and make up, why can’t we?!” That détente is no more. Thanks to “roach” pussy. Continue reading
Wig guru and makeup-free selfie enthusiast (j/k! Just seeing if you’re awake) Kim Zolciak-Biermann only just announced via her Instagram she was returning in a “#morethanafriendlessthanfulltime” role to Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s taking her no time to start clawing with a recent sparring partner. TMZ reports the Georgia peaches were filming this weekend, and things quickly took a turn for the physical between Kim and Kenya Moore. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean they took part in an Olivia Newton-John singalong. Continue reading
Earlier this month, bewigged reality television goodtime gal Kim Zolciak lowered the “cool mom” archetype to new depths by publicly offering her daughter’s oral favors so her son Kash could meet John Legend. Yes, that’s right. So THE SON could meet John Legend. It was 20-year-old Brielle Biermann who would have been strapping on the knee pads in exchange for goods and services for SOMEONE ELSE. Kim’s not exactly the most feminist pimp around, huh? John’s wife Chrissy Teigen saved Brielle from her human-trafficking mother by saying that there was no need for beej. The Zolciak-Biermann clan made it backstage to meet John without anyone having to spit or swallow. Heartwarming. Continue reading
Kim Zolciak, the mutated polyester blond wig from Real Housewives of Atlanta and Tardy For The Party, is currently getting a lot of her favorite thing (after silicone shots to the lips, of course): attention! The garage sale Barbie styling head who was brought to life by Lucifer to terrorize us all tweeted at Chrissy Teigen last night about getting tickets to a John Legend show for her 4-year-old son Kash. Kim must be a Pimp Mama Kris-in-training because she “jokingly” tried to pimp out her 20-year-old clone daughter, Brielle Biermann, for those tickets.