Category: Kim Zolciak

Kim Zolciak Gets Filler In Her Earlobes To Hold Her Gigantic Diamonds

May 2, 2018 / Posted by:

When one of Bravo’s most terrifying creations, KKKim Zolciak, pried open her 120 pound plastic lips with a crowbar at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion and said that racism wasn’t a thing before social social (“I love the way Kim Zolciak thinks.” – Kanye West), I thought to myself that she should really take a quick little break from filling her lips and get her brain filled with some brain cells instead. (Although, I’m pretty sure you need a brain in the first place to do that.) Kim hasn’t gotten her head injected with brain cells yet, but she does get filler in her earlobes. You see, Kim is one of those unfortunates who was born with poor people earlobes (aka earlobes that can’t hold huge diamond earrings).

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“Don’t Be Tardy” Shuts Down Production As Kim Zolciak’s Ex-Girlfriend Accuses Her Of Homophobia

April 26, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s damage control time for Kim Zolciak who is finding out the hard way that liars usually get caught, especially when the camera is running 24/7. Us Weekly reports that Kim has stopped all production on her show Don’t Be Tardy in the wake of the explosive Real Housewives Of Atlanta season 10 reunion, where Kim said some real dumb shit. She also got called out for telling lies like she was interviewing for a position in the Trump cabinet. God, please don’t let me have just spoken that into existence.

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Kim Zolciak Is Not A Racist Because Racism Doesn’t Exist

April 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak has made it very clear that she has no intention of returning to The Real Housewives of Atlanta. We don’t know the reasons but NeNe Leakes hinted that something untoward (and considering what passes for toward on those shows, it must have been really nasty) had gone downbehind the scenes” at the season 10 reunion special.

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Kim Zolciak Says Her Days On “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Are Over

April 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The tenth season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has concluded, and now the Housewives are at the reunion stage where they discuss their issues like the refined, sophisticated women they are. SIKE! They scream, curse and bicker like toddlers fighting over the last cookie all while Andy Cohen watches. Well, now one of the original drama queens of the series Kim Zolciak is ready to retire her wig from the show for good.

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Kim Zolciak Is Pissed At Marlon Wayans For Making A “White Chicks” Joke About Her Face

April 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak’s face is like a cubist painting; you truly see what your mind wants to see. Personally when I look at Kim, I see the new money cousin of Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina. Marlon Wayans looked at Kim’s face during the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show on Sunday, and said on Instagram that it gave him flashbacks to his 2004 movie White Chicks. Usually when someone compares a person to White Chicks, they can either lean into it, like Iggy Azalea did, or they can feel deeply insulted and take it as a read. Kim chose the second.

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Drama Ensued During The Taping Of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Reunion

March 17, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’re still waiting for the middle-aged teens from The Real Housewives of Atlanta to finally grow up and act their age, then please have a seat, because that won’t be happening any time soon. Why you ask? Because it’s REUNION TIME! And you know that the Housewives like to turn up and turn it all the way out with their brand of craziness during reunions while show creator/host Andy Cohen giggles and squeals like a group of twelve-year-olds on a shopping spree at Forever 21.

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