Today marks the day you will no longer need to ask yourself: “What the fuck is Blac Chyna doing with that little boy?”
People is reporting that the endless love of our lifetime, 30-year-old Blac Chyna and 18-year-old rapper YBN Almighty Jay–real name: Jay Bradley – have broken up. Try to hold back your tears, everyone. Continue reading
Rihanna has been rumored to be grinding her ooh-na-nas on the gear shift of Saudi Toyota billionaire Hassan Jameel for about a year. But according to MediaTakeOut, Rihanna is no longer with Hassan. Poor Drake is no doubt kicking himself right now. If he weren’t so busy dodging an illegitimate son scandal, he could be working on the perfect way to swoop in and try to win back the love of his life. The bad news for Drake is that Rihanna might not be sad about her breakup.
Sources tell MTO that Rihanna has recently broken up with Hassan because she got bored. Some women might have revived their interest by dreaming of those sweet Toyota upgrades (mmmmm….on-the-house heated seats). But when Rihanna is bored, she’s bored, and doesn’t take long to leave. One source says:
“Of course Rihanna broke his heart. That’s what she does – break men’s hearts. Rihanna just got tired of him. She gets tired of men sometimes.”
That same source adds that it was a good relationship, and they were together for a while, but they’re over now.
Harper’s Bazaar points out that it’s not like Rihanna has a ton of time to dedicate to dating anyway. She’s in Ocean’s 8, which comes out on Friday, as well as running her lingerie line Savage x Fenty and her makeup company Fenty Beauty. I hope that as Rihanna patted her mouth to stifle a yawn on her way out of Hassan’s life, she left him with a little goodbye gift in the form of a dry cleaning gift certificate. Billionaire or not, getting all that liquid body shimmer out of fancy silk bed sheets can’t be easy, and it’s just a kind gesture.
A source says that Emma and Chord were together for six months, but she decided to break it off. They really “hit it off” in the beginning, even though they kept quiet about it, and that they spent a lot of time in Los Angeles together. Emma clearly didn’t pull out her wizard wand and wish seriousum relationship long-termicus, because she reportedly called it off. The source says that things just “didn’t work out” between them.
Emma’s rep refused to comment when asked about the alleged breakup. But the source believes that Emma confirmed the split in what is probably the most 2018 millennial way of announcing you’re officially over someone: by unfollowing him on Instagram.
I’d say this is just the most tragic, terrible, heartbreaking news, but that wouldn’t be totally true. Because I believe every breakup has its silver lining. For Emma, she got to see how long she could handle dating a dude named “Chord.” For Chord, he can now proudly say: “Hey, I’m not just that guy from Glee. I’m also that guy who dated Emma Watson.”
Those hardcore Ariana Grande fans who were dying to see their queen in a giant floofy gown with a train nearly as long as her ponytail are just going to have to settle for pics of her at the Met Gala on Monday. Because Ariana Grande isn’t getting married anytime soon.
TMZ says that 24-year-old Ariana and her 26-year-old rapper boyfriend Mac Miller (not the love child of Mac Tonight and the Miller High Life lady, I checked) have called it quits. Ariana got with Mac a little over a year and a half ago. Neither Ariana nor Mac have confirmed the news themselves on social media, although People can confirm it’s not just a rumor.
Sources tell TMZ that despite breaking up, Ariana and Mac remain “the closest of friends” and that they “love each other dearly.” Their busy schedules kept them apart. Or maybe Mac was sick of coming down for breakfast and finding that every donut in the box had a tiny human tonugue lick taken off of it. But whatever the reason, it must have been serious enough to end things. Because there’s no way Mac let Ariana go for something trivial. Forget the annoying perpetual baby voice and shedded hair tumbleweeds blowing through every room; none of that means anything when you can do a perfect Jennifer Coolidge impersonation. That’s reason enough to keep anyone around in my book.
Pic: BBC One via Wenn.com
TMZ says that Geena Davis’ husband Dr. Reza Jarrahy filed for divorce on Tuesday listing “irreconcilable differences.” According to the documents, Geena and Reza have been separated since last November. Also according to the documents, Reza didn’t list their real names, instead he chose to go with Rob Doe vs. Veronica Doe (although TMZ has confirmed it’s them, and not just Rob Lowe with a sinus infection).
Geena and Reza got married in September 2001. They share three kids together, 16-year-old Alizeh and 14-year-old twins Kian and Kaiis. This was Geena’s fourth marriage. She was previously married to Richard Emmolo, Jeff Goldblum, and director Renny Harlin.
Reza, who is a surgeon in L.A., has asked for spousal support, as well as joint legal and physical custody of their three kids. But if Geena thinks she can ask for the same, she might be out of luck. Reza has requested the judge block any requests for spousal support from her side. I know surgeons make serious money, but to be fair, there’s no way Reza is pulling in the kind of cash that Geena is. You could literally turn on the TV right now and have a 75% chance of finding a channel playing Thelma & Louise (or if it’s October, a 100% chance of Beetlejuice). I’m pretty sure she gets a decent cut of that. If not, her next call better be to her manager. Get those residuals Geena.
Now I’m not saying that Colton Haynes’ marriage to his flower daddy Jeff Leatham was doomed as soon as they chose Pimp Mama Kris to officiate their wedding, but I am saying that Colton Haynes’ marriage to his flower daddy Jeff Letham was doomed as soon as they chose Pimp Mama Kris to officiate their wedding.
Six months ago, 29-year-old Colton Haynes married 46-year-old floral designer Jeff Leatham in a big, gay and lavish all-star Palm Springs ceremony that PMK officiated. I say all-star only because Melanie Griffith was a guest and that’s really all you need to make your event all-star. And seven months before that big, gay and lavish wedding ceremony, Jeff proposed to Colton in a big, gay and lavish engagement ceremony featuring Cher, bitch! And now TMZ reports that Colton and Jeff are over.