As of tomorrow, the world will have one less platform on which to receive the blessed teachings of Lena Dunham. Digiday reports that Lena’s newsletter cum blogsite, Lenny Letter, will be going off into 404 Page Not Found heaven after today. But rest assured, those thirsting for more Lena than is reasonable, will always have Instagram.
Diddy and Cassie began bumping fuck parts in 2007 after he signed her to his record label. Over a decade, Diddy and Cassie pretty much kept their love on the down-low (But is it keeping it on the down-low when nobody really cares in the first place? That is the question), and they broke up several times. There’s also been rumors of him passing his wandering peen to side tricks and stories about them getting messy. And now Cassie’s rep tells LoveBScott that the Dollar General version of Beyonce and Jay-Z are no more. People also confirms it. And because Diddy will topple and won’t be able to walk into an event unless he has a full-time human trophy at his side and he’s no longer got Cassie as his go-to accessory, he’s already got a new piece. That burning rubber sound you just heard is Drake skidding while sliding into Cassie’s DMs real fast.
During the first season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation that aired earlier this year, The Situation proposed to his girlfriend Lauren Pesce (sadly, she did not replace “yes” with “it would be my honor to join you in this life-long situation” before fist pumping her ring in the air). Little did we know that among the clouds of romance and self-tanner spray spray, that while one marriage was beginning, another Jersey Shore marriage had ended.
Elon Musk and his girlfriend Grimes have been one of the most entertaining celebrity couples of this year (or throuples, if you include Azealia Banks‘ proximity, which I do). Sadly, the electricity-powered car wreck might finally have come to a complete stop, as it would appear Elon and Grimes might have broken up.
Kourtney Kardashian got some attention this week after she launched herself into a messy scripted Twitter fight with her sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian over some dumb, scripted drama about a family photo shoot. And now she’s getting a little more probably scripted attention.
TMZ says that 39-year-old Kourtney and her 25-year-old model boyfriend Younes Bendjima are over after 2 years with her ending it. Younes confirmed that he’s done with Kourtney by getting photographed in Mexico with an Instagram model named Jordan Ozuna. Jordan reportedly dated Tyga shortly after he split from Kourtney’s sister Kylie Jenner. It’s just like that song from The Lion King: it’s the ciiiiircle of Calabasaaaaaas.
In July, things started to go south after Kourtney Instagrammed a picture of her ass. Younes, clearly forgetting who pays the bills, called Kourtney out by asking “That’s what you need to show to get likes?” (before deleting his comment). Younes always had a problem with Kourtney acting THOTty on social media. Kourtney wasn’t feeling Younes’ possessiveness over her butt pics, and now she’s single.
The only downside is that Kris Jenner will now have to schedule an exit interview, like I’m sure she does with every one of the Kardashian-Jenner males that escape the koven. Luckily, it should be quick and painless. All Younes has to do is promise that he won’t yank too much publicity away from the family by dating a teenager like Kourtney’s previous dude, and he’s good to go.
UPDATE: Younes responded to the rumor that he’s already moved on, and it looks like a new KUWTK story arc has been born.
Looks like we’ve got yet another summer breakup from a former-One Direction member on our hands. This summer, I swear. If it’s not killing my will to live with Venus-degree heat, it’s killing love. But unlike Liam Payne leaving with a baby visitation schedule tucked under his arm, all Harry Styles has to worry about is picking up his toothbrush on the way out.