A little over a year since Camila Cabello called it quits with Fifth Harmony and went solo, E! News says the four remaining members of Fifth Harmony are taking a break to pursue solo careers. Dinah Jane, Normani Kordei, Ally Brooke, and Lauren Jauregui made the announcement earlier today on Twitter. Curse them forever for choosing such an eye workout of a font. I felt like I was reading a Star Wars crawl without my glasses on.
— Fifth Harmony (@FifthHarmony) March 19, 2018
The remaining four Harmonies have already begun working from their respective homes, so to speak. Normani released a single called “Love Lies” in February. In January, Lauren released “All Night” and Ally released “Perfect.” Dinah Jane released “Boom Boom” back in October.
They’re definitely not done forever; they’re just all taking a break to work on solo albums and whatnot, and will return to the Fifth Harmony clubhouse stronger and better than ever! Or they’ll realize you can’t really microwave a Hot Pocket twice without it starting to fall apart, and in six to nine months time, they’ll announce Fifth Harmony’s time of death. For now though, they have to work the hiatus angle, because they’ve got shows to play on their PSA Tour, which is about to earn the nickname The We’re Legally Obligated To Be Here Tour.
You know what? Even if there was an abundance of pictures of Amber Rose and 21 Savage at my disposal, I still would have picked this one. May this goofy picture of Amber dressed as Captain Save-A-Ho and 21 Savage dressed as – I want to say a bad attempt at Björn Borg? – help ease you into this devastating news.
According to People, 34-year-old Amber and 25-year-old 21 Savage have split up after about nine months of dating. A source says, “They are definitely off. They are not together.” Amber and 21 Savage have also stopped following each other on Instagram, and have deleted all evidence of each other off their IG pages. There you have it, confirmation that they are absolutely, 100% over.
However, Amber spoke to The Shade Room about unfollowing 21 Savage, and she claims that she only deleted a picture of him because it featured her son Sebastian, and people “we’re going in on him.” She also says she accidentally unfollowed him after unfollowing 100 people.
“We’re still together, I just unfollowed over 100 people though,. His unfollow was on accident – It’s back up now.”
Except that a peek at Amber Rose’s Instagram shows that she might have accidentally hit that unfollow button again. People notes that the last time Amber and 21 Savage were seen together in public was on Valentine’s Day.
This is still just so shocking to me. I mean, I refuse to believe that Amber Rose couldn’t make it work with her decade-younger boy toy rapper. There must be dark-sided external forces at work here. Blac Chyna, guard your life and your 18-year-old boyfriend, you might be next!
The walls of the White House should brace themselves for the shrieking sound of a Slovenian-accented voice screaming, “Take me with you!!!!!!” Because if this story is true, Vanessa Trump’s ankles will be grasped by the hands of Melania Trump as Melania begs Vanessa to take her with her as Donald Trump Jr.’s wife walks away from the Trump family FOREVER. Page Six says that Don Jr. and Vanessa’s 12 year marriage is about as broken and busted as Jabba the Trump’s cabinet.
In the Pussy Posse Den, Leonardo DiCatchAHo has told his bro-in-waiting Lukas Haas to check to see if newly single Gigi Hadid has reached old curdled hag age yet (read: 25 and over) and to also see if he’s ever dated her before. If not, order one of her from Victoria’s Secret STAT!
Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid tweeted today that after two years together, they are done with looking at each other’s faces on a regular basis and have broken up. Zayn is 25 years old, Gigi is 22 years old, and they’re both rich, hot and famous, so 2 years is like 200 years in average-looking non-famous normal ho time. So they should congratulate themselves for beating the odds!
A source tells InTouch that 34-year-old Miranda Lambert and 29-year-old Anderson East “grew apart” while on separate tours and broke up after two years together. And despite the fact that Anderson East has the name recognition that sits between “Who?” to “I think I’ve driven through that township before” he’s the one who broke up with her and she “didn’t see it coming.” But Miranda isn’t curled up in a hammock with an extra-hard hard lemonade, cursing Anderson’s name and hating on 1/4th of the directions on a compass. The source adds that she has thrown herself into work by writing songs, and that she “refuses to sit around feeling sorry for herself.”
However, another source insists that Anderson didn’t do the dumping, but didn’t deny that hooking up with Miranda was good for his career.
“Dating Miranda took him to the top of the musical A-list,” says the source.
I guess the music industry works on some kind of backwards alphabet system now that I wasn’t previously aware of.
Whoever blabbed to InTouch about Anderson not being the dumper deserves points for trying, but the gesture was futile. Miranda is going on tour with Little Big Town in July. Taylor Swift wrote one of Little Big Town’s biggest hits, “Better Man.” So basically, Miranda is just one degree removed Taylor Swift, which is not a good position to be in if you just broke up with someone. All it’s going to take is Miranda dialing up Taylor to say, “I heard you know your way around a breakup song,” and Taylor responding, “What are you thinking – I hate you, or like, I really hate you. I’ve got both, take your pick.”
Forget about the split for a second – famous people split up all the time. I can’t get over that Alicia Silverstone was with someone for 20 years. That’s half her life! Not to mention that two decades together in Hollywood time is like, three lifetimes. Is Alicia Silverstone some kind of time-bending Highlander? She might be – look into it, Hollywood.
People says that 41-year-old Alicia and her 41-year-old musician husband Christopher Jarecki are done after 12 years of marriage and 20 years together overall. Alicia’s rep confirmed the split:
“They still deeply love and respect each other and remain very close friends but have mutually decided to separate after being together for 20 years. They have a son together who they will continue to co-parent.”
Alicia and Christopher share a 6-year-old son Bear Blu. Her rep doesn’t say exactly when Alicia and Christopher decided to call it quits, but it’s worth noting he was last seen on her Instagram page about seven months ago.
20 years together is still bugging me out. That’s so long – something serious must have happened to end it. Thanks to that video of Alicia feeding her baby son like a mama bird from a couple years ago, we know that Alicia is a major Earth spirit type. My guess is Alicia caught Christopher cheating…on their nut milk routine. She came home one day from her mindful intentions yoga-style group hugging class a little earlier than usual, and saw Christopher chugging from a store-bought carton of vanilla almond. “What the…what is this? How long has this been going on?!? This is an organic small batch hand-wrung tigermilk house! Get your recycled hemp baja hoodies and your jarred paste deodorant, and get out!”