I routinely have to shimmy past a few, uh, incapacitated individuals on my stoop before I can get inside each night and pass out on the couch watching reruns of Designing Women (ain’t Boston glam?!). Photos of Aaron Carter surfaced after a DUI arrest at an AutoZone in Cornelia, GA on Saturday, and, well, let’s just say that looked like a face that had hung around “Aaron’s Party” too long with my neighbors on the stoop.
Aaron Carter got into some serious trouble on Saturday night in Georgia after he was arrested in Habersham County for DUI and possession of weed and drug accessories. We now have more news regarding Arron’s arrest. In true Carter fashion, it has become a giant ball of drama.
Anyone brave or forward-thinking enough to dress their backup singer/dancer in overalls should be given a pass on any charges, IMHO. The archetype for the skeevy brother whom you should never lend money to, Aaron Carter, was arrested in Georgia last night for “suspicion of driving under the influence and marijuana possession,” according to CNN. Maybe his hernia was acting up and he finished off a bottle and smoked a blunt to numb the pain? While driving? I should really forget that dream of being a defense lawyer, huh.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I missed out on all the hype surrounding Aaron Carter back in the day. Mainly because when he was famous (is he still famous?), I was spending my days and nights getting liquored up and accruing student loan debt in my 20’s. Luckily people still care about him, which is a very good thing, because on Thursday Aaron was hospitalized!
Face of Meth Aaron Carter isn’t worried about terrorists attacking his show today during the L.A. Pride parade. Why, you ask? Because he’s packing heat, and I don’t mean his particular brand of gaunt sexuality!
TMZ reported on a video interview someone did with Aaron in which he revealed that he’s ready to shoot back if someone pulls something. He might have been alluding to the Manchester bombing at the Ariana Grande concert. I’ll tread carefully here with the jokes but, unless a terrorist asking “who?” can cause bodily harm, I think he’s all set.
Two weekends ago, Aaron Carter performed a sold-out (the 13-year-old in me assumes) show at the pool area of the Flamingo in Las Vegas. He looked a little worse for wear, something that was only magnified by all that acid washed NO. We’re used to seeing Aaron look rough, but it was his body that was making some people adjust their glasses and wonder out loud why he looked a little less buff than he has in the past. Aaron took to Twitter yesterday and explained why his body looks the way it does. According to Aaron, he’s “basically” got an “eating disorder” in the form of a hiatal hernia.