Category: Aaron Carter

Aaron Carter Is Defending Michael Jackson Against “Leaving Neverland” Accusers

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that Aaron Carter is ready to punch someone in the face. Who is the target of Aaron’s aggression? We know it’s not Justin Bieber since he gave Aaron props for paving the musical path for semi-rhythmic white boys all across the world. Aaron is mad at Wade Robson and all the people involved in Leaving Neverland whom he views are slandering Michael Jackson‘s otherwise pristine name.

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Aaron Carter Is Not Going To Be A Father, After All

December 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Aaron Carter sure is great at making up his mind, eh? First he was bisexual, then he decided that was just a three-month phase. Then he and his girlfriend, Russian artist, Lina Valentina announced she was pregnant with his baby. But now it seems Aaron is throwing up a gigantic “JK” because he’s saying that they are indeed not expecting a little baby to soon. “Phew” said all of the babies who were due to be delivered by the stork in the next few months.  Continue reading


Aaron Carter Demanded Recognition For Paving The Way, And Justin Bieber Gave It

November 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Aaron Carter, is asking for justice. Justice for whom? Duh, for himself! Aaron is here to make it clear that he was the first twink singer, he was the most relevant twink singer, and he paved the way for the twink singers of today and beyond. He’s an icon. A vanguard. A legend. And he’s looking at you, Justin Bieber!

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Aaron Carter Is Going To Be A Dad

November 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this year, Aaron Carter let it be known he was looking for a lady to settle down with and make some kids after sowing his wild bi oats. Aaron wasn’t joking around. In September, Aaron reportedly slipped an engagement ring emoji on the metaphorical finger of his artist girlfriend Lina Valentina. And now it looks like there’s a chance he’s sped past the “then comes marriage” part of the K-I-S-S-I-N-G rhyme. Because E! News says that 30-year-old Aaron Carter has knocked his possible-fiancé up.

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Aaron Carter Is Maybe Not Bisexual Anymore And Wants A Woman To Mate With

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

It sounds like Aaron Carter kinda sorta wishes he hadn’t said all that stuff about being bisexual. Because according to Hollywood Life, he said on their podcast that he definitely wants to get married and have kids and as everybody knows, you need a lady to do that with! Like duh, Aaron totally knows how babby is formed.

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