Two weekends ago, Aaron Carter performed a sold-out (the 13-year-old in me assumes) show at the pool area of the Flamingo in Las Vegas. He looked a little worse for wear, something that was only magnified by all that acid washed NO. We’re used to seeing Aaron look rough, but it was his body that was making some people adjust their glasses and wonder out loud why he looked a little less buff than he has in the past. Aaron took to Twitter yesterday and explained why his body looks the way it does. According to Aaron, he’s “basically” got an “eating disorder” in the form of a hiatal hernia.
From what I’ve seen, my favorite looks from the Gathering of the Try-Hard Assholes (aka Coachella) have been Papa Joe’s extremely hot “lesbian dance teacher” ~lewk~, RiRi’s bedazzled Invisible Hipster ensemble and Jaden Smith’s girlfriend’s oversized ode to Dexy’s Midnight Runners. And one of my other favorite Coachella looks wasn’t even worn at Coachella. Aaron Carter brought Coochella to Nevada by wearing an acid wash Florida tuxedo. Actually, trick looks more like the headliner of a festival called Methcella.
While looking like a cross between an American Honey extra and a Central Florida lot lizard pimp/Oxy dealer, the on-and-off again Trump Tramp performed a show in the
parking lot of a shuttered Dollar General on the outskirts of Laughlin pool area of the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Many people’s brains fart out a geyser of question marks after hearing that Aaron Carter is still doing shows in 2017, but no one is farting out question marks like the dude in the glasses who is thinking to himself, “Why does Puck from The Real World look like such a mess and why is he performing at this pool party?”
On Friday night, pop debris Aaron Carter discovered that when you reportedly run your mouth to say racist things, the recipient might be there to take you out of the race! I have no idea what that means, but if you’re going to modify “Bye Felicia” into “Bye Felipe” and direct it towards a gentleman of Hispanic origin, it might lead to fisticuffs! Meth usage can’t shield you from a beating!
It’s important that the public have people to turn to during times of change, like elections. Some choose to tune into CNN while others rely on Fox News’s zany, Gong Show style approach to “news” and “the truth“. No less important, perhaps more so, are individuals. Like past presidents or others in government. Or the national face of Florida, Aaron Carter. Here at Dlisted, we take Aaron Carter’s political views and opinions very seriously.
Michael K let you know back in March that the living scared straight ad was pretty much a lock for orange birth turd, Donald Trump. Aaron opened up to Esquire and said that despite not being a fan of many of Trump’s stances, like the border wall and banning gay marriage, he was down for him because of tax shit. Aaron filed for bankruptcy to get out of a hefty IRS back tax bill and seeing what Trump is talking about in relation to taxes and the fact Trump has been through a couple bankruptcies with his businesses made Aaron feel like he could relate to him. Well, Trump is probably crying and considering ending his campaign, and hopefully his life, because Aaron has changed his mind!
I have decided I will not be voting for Donald trump. I’ve seen a lot and to ME. it’s just something I can’t take part in. Too many reasons
— Aaron Carter (@aaroncarter) April 29, 2016
Aaron tweeted the above yesterday and thank God he did. We can all breathe easy knowing that there’s no way Trump can win now he’s lost this incredibly important voice within the presidential race. I want to know what exactly he’s referring to though by saying he’s “seen a lot”. Does this have anything to do with Kirstie Alley? Did she invite him over under the pretense of talking Trump but then at some point he realized it was just John Travolta in drag? That’s probably what happened. Regardless, let’s all take a moment to thank Aaron for swinging the pendulum away from Trump.
The POTUS dreams of Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and my personal pick Limberbutt McCubbins were shattered like a meth pipe in a vagina when Aaron Carter declared that his vote is probably going to go to Donald Trump. Aaron said in a tweet and later told GQ that despite all of the “wall” shit, he’s into Trump. But well, there’s been a YUGE development that is beyond great news for the other candidates, but sad and tragic news for the Trump campaign. Chris Christie is licking the greasy tears trickling down his master’s face, because Aaron Carter has declared on Twatter that he’s not voting for Trump anymore, because he’s not voting at all!
On February 27, every presidential candidate not named Donald Trump, threw up their hands and said, “Well, there goes that, we tried,” when the pride of Florida Aaron Carter declared in a tweet that he’s voting for the sunburnt taint goiter. When you win the ex-meth head child star majority, you win the whole bitch! The Hillary Duff stalker and Nick Carter coattail rider talked to GQ about why Donald Trump is the only candidate for him.