Aaron Carter sure is great at making up his mind, eh? First he was bisexual, then he decided that was just a three-month phase. Then he and his girlfriend, Russian artist, Lina Valentina announced she was pregnant with his baby. But now it seems Aaron is throwing up a gigantic “JK” because he’s saying that they are indeed not expecting a little baby to soon. “Phew” said all of the babies who were due to be delivered by the stork in the next few months. Continue reading
Aaron Carter, is asking for justice. Justice for whom? Duh, for himself! Aaron is here to make it clear that he was the first twink singer, he was the most relevant twink singer, and he paved the way for the twink singers of today and beyond. He’s an icon. A vanguard. A legend. And he’s looking at you, Justin Bieber!
Earlier this year, Aaron Carter let it be known he was looking for a lady to settle down with and make some kids after sowing his wild bi oats. Aaron wasn’t joking around. In September, Aaron reportedly slipped an engagement ring emoji on the metaphorical finger of his artist girlfriend Lina Valentina. And now it looks like there’s a chance he’s sped past the “then comes marriage” part of the K-I-S-S-I-N-G rhyme. Because E! News says that 30-year-old Aaron Carter has knocked his possible-fiancé up.
It sounds like Aaron Carter kinda sorta wishes he hadn’t said all that stuff about being bisexual. Because according to Hollywood Life, he said on their podcast that he definitely wants to get married and have kids and as everybody knows, you need a lady to do that with! Like duh, Aaron totally knows how babby is formed.
Aaron Carter’s upcoming Grindr profile:
“Don’t judge a book by its cover. Had a really bad stomach flu. Mr. Right is good, Mr. Right Now is better. If you’re into 90s tween pop, I’m your star. Welcome to my party. Get it? LOL HMU”
People reports that the beleaguered Aaron Carter has returned to rehab after settling the pressing “legal and personal matters” that “required his immediate and in-person attention.” Carter exited rehab two weeks ago to attend to those “legal and personal matters.” This was in addition to proudly showing off the loss of his abs on social media. His publicist had said at the time that Aaron would return to rehab. And he did!