Just because Melanie Griffith has no qualms serving as witness at a wedding officiated by Kris Jenner, don’t expect her to utilize her services! One- Kris probably charges out the ass and makes you invite Scott Disick. Two- after three husbands and four walks down the aisle, Melanie is done with marriage. She’s looking for something casual…just don’t expect her to go looking for it on Tinder, commoners.
David Beckham was allegedly sick of Victoria Beckham posting their kids’ faces on social media and was refusing to pose on the cover of an upcoming issue of British Vogue with the entire family. But he has decided to go along with it. Posh must have threatened to upload pictures of Becks serving as a size model for her ready-to-wear fall 2018 ladies unmentionables collection!
Just because it seemed like Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber seemed to give as much time thinking about their engagement as the rest of us do debating whether or not Westworld is worth watching, we shouldn’t just assume they are in some mad dash to make it down the aisle. They know a thing or two about etiquette! Yeah, no they don’t. In news surely meant to prolong the suffering for one Miss Selena Gomez, Hailey and Justin are said to be holding off on getting married until sometime next year.
Good news for any of y’all looking to name your kid Carrot: you won’t have to worry about sharing that with Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff! Lena, who hasn’t been in a relationship with Jack for eight months, felt the need to tweet at Jack a list of the names they considered for a potential child. Oh, child…DMs exist for a reason!
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands so that every question on the upcoming media tour for the show you star on isn’t about the nasty-ass creep who got booted. Well, that’s at least what I imagine was running through Robin Wright’s head over the weekend, but that’s also because I think she lives a Claire Underwood life off-screen, too.
While there was a rumor earlier in the year that Robin and boyfriend Clement Giraudet, the head of VIP relations at Saint Laurent, got married, it appears they waited until this past weekend to tie the knot in what seems to be a The Princess Bride-themed wedding.
Globetrotting to former Himalayan landmine fields doesn’t come cheap since Spirit doesn’t exactly fly there, and Angelina Jolie is finding this out the hard way during her slugfest of a divorce proceeding with Brad Pitt. When they were married, they seemed like they had more money than the U.S. Mint, but I guess flying solo is a separate story. Money is apparently tight around the shrine of St. Angie! This is the part in the fight where Angie plays poor. Continue reading