Well color me 50 shades of shocked. Kanye West showed the world he doesn’t know how to make an Instagram Live video the other day by posting an 400-part video chiding a laundry list of lads who he had beef with. There was Tyson Beckford for body-shaming Kim Kardashian. There was Drake for making a song that implied he had boned Kim on the sly. And there was Nick Cannon who totally shocked us all by saying the Kim we see today maybe just maaaaaybe is a tad surgically enhanced from the version he used to date. Surprisingly, Yeezy and Nick buried the hatchet over the weekend. Continue reading
Hell hath no fury like a pop starlet hiding behind the cloak of “But I was misquoted!!!” When Selena Gomez sat down with Elle to chat about an anti-human trafficking organization she volunteers for and her upcoming album, it didn’t seem like anything was too inflammatory. I mean, I go in wishing for her to say something fun like “Hailey Baldwin can S my D!” or “Taylor Swift’s squad fell, and I’m the last bitch standing” and am always disappointed with the verbal NyQuil she says instead. Well, Selena was still pissed over Elle talking about her church and potential song lyrics off the new album, so she might be retaliating by never going on a magazine cover again AND taking a break from social media. Oh noooooooo…
Sure, most box office hits feature big guns, big boobs, and even bigger swear words, but golly gee boy next door Chris Pratt says don’t judge Tinseltown by its cover! Chris was recently at the Teen Choice Awards and professed his love for God and how the teens tuning in should spend less time wondering what Noah Cyrus was doing and more time talking to the woman upstairs (Oh, c’mon? God is definitely a woman). He was asked to follow up on that recently, and he says life in Hollywood isn’t hard for a Christian like him. For starters, you don’t see Leah Remini devoting an entire A&E series on what he does on Sundays!
When someone told me there was going to be a movie about the origin of the Joker, I just assumed there was a Netflix documentary about Kellyanne Conway coming out. Fun for me that they meant Batman’s sparring partner! Joaquin Phoenix is taking over the role, and Allison already showed you earlier this week of a photo of Joaquin as the Crown Prince of Crime’s “Arthur” alter ego. To me, Arthur looked like the weird guy I saw on the subway this morning talking to his imaginary pet bird and eating a sandwich. Luckily, we didn’t have to wait long for the film studio to drop a lewk at what Arthur looks like when he hits up the MAC counter.
— Warner Bros. Pictures (@wbpictures) September 21, 2018
While the Joker in full drag admittedly looks spookier than his mortal, subway flasher form (or does he?), I’ve still seen spookier shit in my day. Like Joaquin Phoenix in every single scene in I’m Still Here. Or any pic of Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara. Take your pick.
While saying slavery was a choice and expressing the desire to bone your wife’s sisters might be A-OK in Kanye West’s book, other dudes talking about boning his wife ain’t Kosher at all! In what appears to be an audition to be America’s Next Top Vlogger, Kanye goes off on the guys who talk about having sex or implying they sex with Kim Kardashian. While that could honestly be a Declaration of Independence-length list of names, he particularly called out Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford.
The first rule about dating the Butterscotch Don is you don’t talk about the Butterscotch Don…unless she forces you to wear a love declaration in spaghetti strap form. Somehow, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have been going strong for nearly two years now, and somehow we haven’t heard much from him about her. Joe was recently interviewed, and he kinda broke the rule be mentioning Taylor! Well, he did that by saying he doesn’t like to talk about Taylor. Zzzzzz.