Hugh Grant Is Getting Married

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Hugh Grant is apparently going to take on the unthinkable. marriage. People says 57-year-old Hugh got engaged to his longtime girlfriend and mother of three of his kids, Anna Eberstein, which is kind of hard to comprehend since I’m pretty sure hehas tried pick-up lines on every woman in Britain…including THE QUEEN. Hugh and Anna did the subtle, classy British thing of just posting a notice in the newspaper over the weekend of their intent to marry. Granted, Hugh could have probably dropped his trousers and screamed “I’M GETTING MARRIED” last weekend in London, and nobody would have noticed.

Hugh and Anna have three kids: a two-year-old daughter, a five-year-old son, and a third kiddo who was born earlier this year that they aren’t talking about too much (but that his ex and BFF Elizabeth Hurley has no problem blabbing about). Hugh also has two kids with his ex, Tinglan Hong. Fatherhood seems to have changed Hugh for the better, at that’s what Liz told Andy Cohen in March:

“He was over 50 when he spawned them all. No, he’s an enchanting dad. Really, really sweet. Having these kids has transformed him from a very miserable person into a fairly miserable person. It’s improved him. He’s gone up the scale.”

Whether that means he’ll be changed enough to alter his outlook on monogamy remains to be seen. Back in 2016, Hugh had a mouthful to say about the subject of long-term relationships to Howard Stern:

“If you ask me the question, ‘Do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long monogamous, faithful relationships?’ No, no. Whoever said they were?”

That might be pissy news for Anna, but it’s great news for British nursing homes in 2058 when a newly single 97-year-old Hugh moves in with a fistful of Cialis ready to take life by the storm!



The Official Royal Wedding Portraits Have Been Released

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Did you know there was a royal wedding this weekend? If your corneas haven’t been singed by 1800 hours of royal wedding coverage, then let’s heap on another pile of royal manure! Kensington Palace, the gilded dormitory where Prince Harry and Megsy will shack up, released the official portraits of the newlyweds along with their family and wedding party. Surprisingly, it seems like the hydraulics in THE QUEEN’s face were working to make her crack a smile! Continue reading

Beyoncé Bought A Church In New Orleans

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s always a pop star must-have accessory. There were Von Dutch T-shirts, there were tiny dogs, and now it’s religious real estate. While Katy Perry may have briefly knocked Madge off the top of the Vatican’s 10 Least Wanted list for her ongoing dispute with the nuns and her potential new Los Angeles house, Beyoncé just snatched up a church in New Orleans (and I hope she wore the outfit above to her closing). Considering how much the Beyhive screams over how she takes them to church when she so much as coughs, this only makes sense. Continue reading


Ritzy Brits Have Found A Way To Class Up A Molly Trip

May 18, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m sure classy broads like THE QUEEN, Martha Stewart and Dollar Tree Martha Stewart (aka Gwyneth Paltrow) spend their days figuring out an Emily Post-approved manner to pop MDMA and trip away the better part of an afternoon. While Madonna made an entire album that was supposed to make us think she was down with Molly, middle-aged British broads have even come around to the idea – so long as you serve it with a nice cheese and cracker tray. Continue reading

The New Whitney Houston Documentary Alleges She Was Molested By Her Cousin Dee Dee Warwick

May 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Clips and tidbits from the new Whitney Houston documentary have been leaking left and right leading up to its Thursday premiere at Cannes. While nothing gives me the jollies quite like Whit saying Paula Abdul ain’t shit,” the latest round is nothing but sads, because it says a driving factor of Whitney’s problem was sexual abuse she endured early in life from Dee Dee Warwick, the sister of Dionne Warwick. Continue reading

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