Category: What The Hell
Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Pink Phallic Wall Lamp
Whoever coined the phrase ‘Sex Sells’ obviously had no idea that those words would become a call to action for furniture manufacturers all over the world to create something provocative, yet profitable. And one of those companies, London-based Monsby, is leaning into this spirit by creating a line of lamps that look like they should be hidden within someone’s sock drawer instead of plastered along their walls. And for the low, low price of $500.00 you too can own something that will make visitors wonder if you’ve got a little too disposable income by plastering illuminated dicks all over your domicile.
Cameron Diaz Believes She May Have Been A Drug Mule During Her Early Modeling Days
Whenever I look at Cameron Diaz I think to myself “I bet you’ve got a bunch of stories!” because she’s been giving Let’s Get Wasted energy since the 90s. I was mad when she decided to take a break from acting. But Cameron must have been listening to my prayers because she’s decided to return to acting and is making a few rounds on the interview circuit beforehand. One story she told recently during the Second Life podcast is guaranteed to make everyone thankful that she chose acting and not a life of crime. Because she would have sucked at it.
Open Post: Hosted By Hard Seltzer Made From Leftover Hot Dog Water
If you’ve ever been to a cookout this summer and wondered why there wasn’t enough hot dog flavor in your hard seltzer, your name is probably Fred Durst. But who has time for basic bitch flavors like strawberry or mango when you can enjoy sips of salty processed meat traveling down your esophagus instead? Sounds like dreams in a glass to me. And in an attempt to make this dream come true, a brewery in Forth Worth, TX called Martin House Brewing Co. has decided that everyone deserves the taste of questionably forged meat in their adult beverages. In their infinite wisdom, they have taken one of the world’s least favorite things, hot dog water, and created a drink experience that will either be revered or regurgitated.
Open Post: Hosted By The $5,000 “Star Wars” Cocktail On Disney’s Newest Cruise Ship
While most of us are spending our vacation money on gas and groceries if you have a few extra coins in your bank account I suggest you take a trip on Disney’s newest cruise ship, Wish. Recently Wish made its inaugural debut showcasing a variety of amenities. But the one that is really going to dig into your pockets is a $5,000 cocktail on the menu at the ship’s Star Wars-themed lounge.
An Australian Woman Woke From A Coma To Discover Her Fiancé Moved In With Another Woman
If you feel like complaining about your life today please listen to the story of The Coma Companion, which is not a limited BBC series (but should be). Unfortunately, this tale has been ripped from the pages of Brie Duval‘s life. After a freak accident left her in a coma for five months, Brie discovered, upon awakening, that her fiancé of four years had moved on to a new relationship, never once visiting her while she was in the hospital AND blocking her from ever contacting him again.
Open Post: Hosted By The Angry McDonald’s Customer Who Blocked A Drive-Thru For Two Hours
There are very few other joys in life than the moment you open up a fresh sausage and egg McMuffin from McDonald’s. Of course, the joy only lasts for a moment since minutes after ingesting such deliciousness the bubble guts kick in to really start your day. And one such individual from Leyland, Lancashire in jolly ol’ England clearly enjoys the warm mix of processed cheese and questionable breakfast meat so much that he waited in a drive-thru for two hours because he refused to leave until his order was fulfilled.