Category: Twitter
People Stepped Up To Alert Samuel L. Jackson That His Twitter Porn “Like” Spree Was Public
Once you’ve been demoted to the second most prolific swearer in Hollywood, you can only spend your 74th birthday one way: slapping some motherfucking likes on some motherfucking fucking. So that’s just what Samuel L. Jackson did on Wednesday until a bunch of Twitter boner-killers pulled through to warn him that everyone could see he was watching and liking hardcore porn using his verified account.
Twitter Has Suspended The Accounts Of Several Journalists Who Wrote About Elon Musk
Elon Musk said he would protect everyone’s right to freedom of speech once he grabbed Twitter by the neck and made it his bitch, but we knew that was a lie. And in keeping true to his commitment to making sure Twitter burns to the ground, he has now targeted many high-profile journalists from various media outlets like CNN and the New York Times. Of course, Elon understands their frustrations and has found a way to address their concerns. HA! No, he didn’t. Instead, he did what most corroded jerks do when they can’t handle the truth by suspending their accounts without any explanation.
Elon Musk Has Been Downgraded To Forbes’ SECOND Richest Person In The World
Poor Elon Musk. No, literally, POOR Elon Musk because he can no longer claim the title of Forbes’ richest person in the world since he has been dethroned! I would say this is just a bit of karma for his continuous efforts to murder Twitter before the end of the year. But let’s not begin checking our pockets for loose change to throw at his elongated face just yet. Because although he may not be number one anymore, he’s still every kind of rich by securing the number two spot with a paltry $181.3 billion.
The City Of San Francisco Is Investigating The Bedrooms In Twitter’s Offices
Now that TIME Magazine has done the right thing by NOT naming ghost-faced douchebag Elon Musk as their Person of the Year, the city of San Francisco is knocking on his door to check out a few bedrooms he had installed at Twitter‘s headquarters. On paper, it seems like a good thing; a place where tired employees can rest while their misguided master puts the whip down for a few seconds. But considering this is Elon we’re talking about, those rooms probably have timers that allow five-minute naps during a twenty-hour workday. And the Department of Building Inspection needs to investigate whether or not these rooms are up to code.
Alfalfa From “The Little Rascals” Actor, Bug Hall, Was Banned From Twitter For Pushing His Dangerous “Parenting Methods”
It looks like it’s high time for Butch to lace up his shit-kickers to beat the shorts off of the actor who played Alfalfa in 1994’s The Little Rascals movie, because former child actor, Bug Hall, has been telling on himself by talking about his cruel parenting techniques on Twitter. Bug, who was caught huffing next to a dumpster back in 2020, has four small daughters. Apparently, he’s gone the “Radical Traditional Catholic” (or “TradCath”) route which means that he’s been teaching his daughters about “marital debt.” Because of these tweets, his account has been permanently banned from Twitter. Trigger warnings galore head.
Elon Musk Suspended Kanye West From Twitter After His Unhinged Day Of Antisemitism
After Kanye West appeared in a gimp mask on Alex Jones’s InfoWars yesterday and did the impossible by making Alex look like the most sensible person in the room for once when he outright admitted that he likes Hitler and declared that it’s time to stop dissing Nazis, Kanye then moved his shockingly blatant antisemitism and nearly constant ranting to Twitter. In his manic tweeting, Ye also defended Balenciaga, claimed that he “caught” Kim Kardashian with NBA player Chris Paul, and shared a pic of a shirtless Elon Musk, obviously meant to poke fun at his physique. Elon ultimately suspended Ye’s account (that he’s only had back since October), later clarifying it was because of the antisemitic stuff, not because of having his shirtless balls busted.