Night Crumbs
The fifth Indiana Jones movie that will supposedly be Harrison Ford’s last now has a trailer, a poster, and a title. Out of all the titles they could come up with, they decided on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Based on that title, I’m guessing that in this one, Indy comes face-to-face with a touch-tone dialing phone for the first time and can’t figure out how to work that shit. But I’d like Dial of Destiny a lot more if it was a 1970s call-in dating show hosted by Gene Rayburn – Pajiba
Oh, I see that those allegedly shameless cheating hos of Good Morning America, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, would like you to think that they’re not shameless cheating hos. Because “sources” claim that they actually started bumping down-low parts after splitting from their spouses, thankyouverymuch – TMZ
NazYe West went on Alex Jones’ shit show today, and to the shock of absolutely no one, it was an anti-Semitic dumpster fire where SwasitKanye declared that he “likes” Hitler – Complex
Speaking of tricks who desperately need a brain, The Scarecrow will shake his shit on The Great White Way once again because The Wiz is finally getting another Broadway revival – Playbill
If you didn’t know that Quinta Brunson is married, she is, but says that she doesn’t really publicly talk about her husband to protect their relationship. And that massive thud sound you heard was from every attention whore in the world passing out over a celebrity keeping some shit private – Celebitchy
BREAKING: Amber Riley, who is a singer, won a singing competition – SOW
Jesse Eisenberg has made his directorial debut with a movie that stars THEE Julianne Moore and Not Timothee Chalamet (aka Finn Wolfhard), and looks like Ladybird but with a dude. Just call it, Gentlemanbird, I guess – Lainey Gossip
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