Category: Trash
…About Those Trash YouTubers Who Euthanized Their 9-Year-Old Dog After He Bit Their Child For Trying To Take Food From Him
No, that dog in the screenshot above isn’t the dog they sent to Jesus. But that dog is screaming, “HELP!!!,” with every inch of their being.
Myka and James Stauffer, those garbage YouTubers who gave away their adopted son from China, who is autistic, after using him for content and $$$$$, are probably sending a thank you basket to fellow YouTubers, Nikki and Dan Phillippi, for giving them a little competition for the title of Most Disgusting YouTubers of the Decade (although, that category is pretty crowded). Earlier this week, the internet rightfully raised their pitchforks at Nikki and Dan after they posted a YouTube video where they announced that they killed their 9-year-old Bull Terrier, Bowser because he was just too aggressive and was a danger to their household. The thing that did it for them was when Bowser bit their one-year-old son Logan in the face after Logan pulled a stage 10 doggy NO NO by trying to take food out of Bowser’s mouth. And not only did they make a whole video about this, but they also posted a “goodbye” photoshoot they did with Bowser before euthanizing him. Well, we already know that all dogs go to heaven, and now we know that all YouTubers who milk content out of prematurely putting their dog down go to HELL!
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Hit With New Charges Of Sex Trafficking A Minor
Ghislaine Maxwell’s name is in the news again, and it’s not because, Satan showed up in court like, “You know, let’s just cut to the chase. Just hand her over to me already since she’s one of mine.” Even Satan doesn’t want to touch Ghislaine. Ghislaine is the news again because federal prosecutors have added to her pile of charges after a fourth alleged victim has come forward. The victim claims that when she was 14 years old, Ghislaine groomed her to be abused by now-dead Jeffrey Epstein. Yup, 14. “Yeah, I’m really not touching that trash now,” said Satan.
After Tekashi 6ix9ine Made A Homophobic Comment, Lil Nas X Exposed Him
24-year-old coloring book from HELL, Tekashi 6ix9in, may look like Rainbow Dash after she got hooked on methamphetamines, died then came back to life, but that doesn’t mean he’s pro-rainbow. He came for 21-year-old Lil Nas X completely out of the blue. Complex says that Tekashi shat up a comment on an Instagram post about how China is reportedly making foreigners get tested for coronavirus via an anal swab. Tekashi made a joke that involved Lil Nas X because you know all gays love the butt sex. But it backfired. Lil Nas X exposed Tekashi for trying to slide into his DMs once.
James Franco’s Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Has Been Settled
As we heard more and more about the allegations against alleged abusive pieces of gutter trash like Marilyn Manson, Armie Hammer, and Shia LaBeouf, James Franco has probably been nervously looking at the sky while whistling in the corner, hoping that nobody mentions him again. But we’ve got an update on the allegations that James Franco is a creepy predator. James has settled the lawsuit that claimed he sexually harrassed students of his now-dead acting school and used his power to push them into sexual situations they weren’t comfortable with. So basically, James is alleged to be the real-life version of the creepy director who Coco “auditions” for in the Fame movie. Well, James Franco has quietly settled that lawsuit.
Jason Lewis From “Sex And The City” Admits To Shooting Rice Around Cats In His Yard And Is Sorry For That
Since the name Jason Lewis may make your brain spit out MariahCareyIDontKnowHer.GIF, he played Smith Jerrod (aka the Absolut Hunk aka Samantha Jones’ blondie boy toy actor) in the last season of Sex and the City and in both movies. Since then, he’s been in the show Midnight, Texas, as well as some Lifetime movies and other shit nobody has seen, but today (which is Caturday of all days) he’s known as a pussy-abusing wad of corroded ass cheese. Because he’s been shooting rice near stray cats to scare them out of his yard. After getting called out, Jason sharted out a sowwy. Nice try, trick, but when the cat takeover finally happens, you’ll still be at the top of their enemy list.
Prosecutors Spit At Ghislaine Maxwell’s Proposed $28.5 Million Bail Package, Saying She’s Got It Cushy Enough In Prison
Ghislaine Maxwell, the heart-deficient monster partner of Jeffrey Epstein, is still in jail in Brooklyn, waiting to go to trial for several federal charges including enticement of minors, sex trafficking, and perjury for “allegedly” grooming, abusing, and sex trafficking underage girls in Epstein’s Satan-approved sex ring for the elite. Ghislaine pleaded not guilty to all charges and the trial is scheduled to start July 2021. But ever since she was found hiding out in a home in New Hampshire and was arrested and charged this past summer, she’s been trying to get out of jail on bail, because, I guess, Ghislaine is the kind of demon whose skin burns from jail cell fluorescent lighting and paper clothes.
A few months ago, U.S. District Judge Alison Nathan denied Ghislaine’s first proposed $5 million bail package, so she’s upped it and is now proposing a $28.5 million bail package. But prosecutors are once again asking Judge Nathan to shit on that too because Ghislaine’s already the 1% of the U.S. jail system since she’s got it better than most inmates.