Category: Sick Shit
Two “The Masked Singer” Judges Walked Off The Set After Rudy Giuliani Was Revealed To Be A Contestant
Inhale. Exhale. Maybe try counting to 10. You are fine, this is fine. Everything is fine. What you are experiencing is not a psychotic break. It is a post-traumatic stress response to seeing Rudy Giuliani again after we thought he had slithered away back to his underground lair to regain his strength after the taxing humiliations of the 2020 election left him drained of his precious bodily fluids. Which, considering what we saw leaking out of his hairline, is likely activated sludge composed of a mixture of microbes and suspended particles with some essential oils added to give it that special zip! But we were wrong. Rudy’s still topside and he’s been walking among us, masquerading as a human being masquerading as a patriotic banana split singing Frank Sinatra (or something) on the upcoming season of The Masked Singer.
…About Those Trash YouTubers Who Euthanized Their 9-Year-Old Dog After He Bit Their Child For Trying To Take Food From Him
No, that dog in the screenshot above isn’t the dog they sent to Jesus. But that dog is screaming, “HELP!!!,” with every inch of their being.
Myka and James Stauffer, those garbage YouTubers who gave away their adopted son from China, who is autistic, after using him for content and $$$$$, are probably sending a thank you basket to fellow YouTubers, Nikki and Dan Phillippi, for giving them a little competition for the title of Most Disgusting YouTubers of the Decade (although, that category is pretty crowded). Earlier this week, the internet rightfully raised their pitchforks at Nikki and Dan after they posted a YouTube video where they announced that they killed their 9-year-old Bull Terrier, Bowser because he was just too aggressive and was a danger to their household. The thing that did it for them was when Bowser bit their one-year-old son Logan in the face after Logan pulled a stage 10 doggy NO NO by trying to take food out of Bowser’s mouth. And not only did they make a whole video about this, but they also posted a “goodbye” photoshoot they did with Bowser before euthanizing him. Well, we already know that all dogs go to heaven, and now we know that all YouTubers who milk content out of prematurely putting their dog down go to HELL!
Armie Hammer Denies Branding An Ex-Girlfriend
In the last horrific, abuse-laden chapter of the Carnivore Chronicles From Hell, we learned that alleged rib connoisseur and archenemy of PETA, Armie Hammer, 34, was accused by a second ex-girlfriend, Paige Lorenze, of firming up plans to put his loaded BBQ sauce shelf to use by smoking and feasting on her superfluous bottom ribs. Today’s entry graces us with the tale of yet more abusive, horrific garbage. Paige, 22, shared that Armie had carved a letter “A” into her skin and then proceeded to taste the blood. It gets graphic, kids.