Category: This Is News
Corey Feldman Is Sorry For Dropping The American Flag
During Corey Feldman’s triumphant comeback performance on Today yesterday, many were so mesmerized and hypnotized by his artistry and graceful moves that they didn’t even notice that he committed an unforgivable attack on this country by dropping the American flag. I noticed, and figured it was either nothing or Corey was declaring his allegiance to Russia. But some who did notice, immediately went into OUTRAGE mode and tweeted that he needed to apologize for being so damn disrespectful or take his commie ass out of this country!
Hmmm… I Guess Taylor Swift Needs More Material For Her Next Album
And that is definitely the look from a swan pool toy who so badly wants to throw itself off of that edge.
A couple of weeks ago, Calvin Harris released what many thought was a Taylor Swift diss track, and for reasons that only her PR Team knows of, she didn’t respond by rushing out her new single: a cover of Hey Mr. DJ called Hey Mr. DJ, Go Fudge Yourself (she’s not trying to get that parental guidance label). But TMZ says that the two julienned pieces of unseasoned cauliflower stalk don’t hate each other anymore. They’re texting each other again and the texts from Calvin don’t say: I h8 U and if we did more than hump each other over our bed clothes I would’ve given you THE CLAP and been happy about it!
And In REAL News, Jennifer Garner And Ben Affleck Looked Mad At A Block Party
Sure, Brangelina is broken and it will be the only thing the entire world talks about for the next few weeks, if not months. (“Donald Trump? What’s that?“) But Page Six delivered some real, earth-shattering breaking news today when they posted a story about how Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck looked sour in the face at a neighborhood block party. That picture above isn’t of them at a block party. It’s of Jennifer and Ben looking sour in the face at the Brentwood Country Mart in April.
Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Had A Little Twitter Fight Over Her Threesome Story
Amber Rose is the host of the new Loveline podcast and so she’s been spitting out words about sex a lot lately, like how can she can’t remember the number of fuck partners she’s had (who can, really?). Amber recently said on Loveline that now that she’s talking about sex more, she felt like she needed to broaden her whoreizons so she decided to have her first threesome with a dude and another chick. It left her as disappointed as Kanye West was that time she told him she just had a manicure and didn’t want to get into any finger-in-the-booty action. Amber said the threesome was horrible and passion-less. She added that she might call her baby father to cleanse her coochie of the terribleness of it all. Amber may have tried to get on the tattooed scarecrow dick belonging to her baby father Wiz Khalifa, because this morning, he said in a tweet that he doesn’t want to be her after-threesome rebound peen. Sure, Wiz could’ve texted her like a normal person, but then he wouldn’t have gotten his regular dose of Vitamin A (for attention)!
Mark This Day: Brit Brit Spears Actually Sang Live (For A Second)
Britney Spears’ new album Glory (Hole) is out today, and to promote it, her team pushed her into a locked moving metal box and forced her to uncomfortably sit while listening to the English Jimmy Fallon yodel out her songs. Brit’s team obviously doesn’t think she’s been through enough.
If you really don’t know the words to Brit Brit’s songs, you’re not alone. It doesn’t seem like she really does either. During James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke bit on The Late Late Show, which aired last night, they went through some of her hits and his vocal cords produced actual musical notes while she just sort of mouthed along…. BUT, for a second or two, my ears did take in the sound of Brit Brit singing live! If vocal cords had brains, Brit Brit’s would think to themselves, “Heh? What’s going on?”
The Feud Of Our Time: Phoebe Price v. Sarah From “Charles In Charge”
We can finally move on from the stupid Taylor Swift v. Kimye battle, because there’s a new and more important feud to focus on and this one involves way hotter stars!
Dlisted Patron Saint and the international supermodel who is solely responsible for keeping the paparazzi industry alive has sharpened her chicken cutlet cheeks and is ready to cut a bitch for messing with her and her mom. Phoebe Price has come for actress Josie Davis (from Charles In Charge and Titans) for taking and posting the above picture on Instagram of PP wearing one of your church outfits while pushing her mother, Flora, in a wheelchair. Josie added the caption, “Here goes the neighborhood,” and well, there goes Josie’s career, because the Queen of Hollywood will ruin her!