Category: These Assholes Again
Kelsea Ballerini Was Struck In The Eye By A Flying Object While Performing Onstage
The douchebag concert-goer strikes again! Entertainment Tonight says that while performing on stage at Outlaw Field at the Idaho Botanical Garden yesterday, singer Kelsea Ballerini was struck directly in the eye with a bracelet that was hurled at them mid-song, making her the latest victim on a growing list of artists getting assaulted on stage, along with Bebe Rexha who had a phone thrown at her face cause some asshole “thought it would be funny.” Then an even bigger asshole slapped crashed the stage at an Ava Max show and slapped her!
Amber Heard Is Under Investigation By Australian Authorities For Possible Perjury In Her Dog Smuggling Case
When your first mistake was marrying Johnny Depp, all subsequent mistakes tend to look like adorable little oopsies by comparison. Unless of course those adorable little oopsies are Yorkshire terriers named Pistol and Boo and you piss off an entire nation by sneaking them into the country on your private jet. Pistol and Boo may have shit the bed, literally, but it was Amber Heard who did it figuratively (well, maybe literally too, please may we never have to learn the truth) when she illegally brought the pups to Australia “without obtaining a permit and without having the pets spend two weeks in quarantine” as required by the law. But that was like a decade ago, you say. No! You’re wrong about that, it was 2015 and Amber, facing 10 years in prison, pleaded guilty to falsifying a travel document and was let off with a “one-month $1,000 good behavior bond” (and filed for divorce a month later).
But now, thanks to Johnny’s losing libel suit against The Sun, Australian authorities are reopening the case and accusing Amber of perjuring herself based on the testimony of Johnny’s former estate manager, Kevin Murphy, who said at the trial that Amber asked him to lie for her and take the blame for bringing Pistol and Boo into the country.