Category: That’s Weird
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm And Wants To Date Kate Beckinsale
What lengths would YOU go to date Kate Beckinsale? 8,9 inches? Yes, we’re not above a penis joke here! This is the story of a man who lost his member, grew it back on his arm thanks to incredible medical advancements, and got the attention of the lady from the Underworld movies. Loss, love, Hollywood, and disembodied parts? Sounds like the next big Netflix film to me!
Open Post: Hosted By The Eerily Real-Looking Cat Backpack
Happy Caturday! Have you always wanted to have a cat hang off your back but not have all the baggage that comes with it (e.g., scratching your face off, feline yowls of anger)? Have I got news for you! Just pop on over to Japan, slam down $1000, and this realistic cat backpack can be yours. Terrify your neighbors with this handcrafted bag that can hold your notebook, phone, wallet, and that new brain medication you were just prescribed!
Daniel Radcliffe Will Play Weird Al Yankovic In A Biopic
Ray. Bird. Selena. Amadeus. Weird? Hell yes! Of course, Weird Al Yankovic belongs among the pantheon of great artists with first name recognition deserving of a feature-length biopic. And who better to play him than recent Golden Globe winner Nicole Kidman? Nobody, that’s right. But Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is being developed to stream exclusively on The Roku Channel, so obviously they can’t afford her. That means Daniel Radcliffe will be the one to sport a tragic wig and endure months of cynical skepticism that he doesn’t have what it takes to bring Weird Al to life. Nobody is going to buy a magical wizard boy as a professional accordion player. He doesn’t have the range.
Open Post: Hosted By Dax Shepard Having The Hiccups For 50 Hours Straight
Nope, that picture isn’t Vincent D’Onofrio as the cockroach alien in Men in Black. It’s Dax Shepherd suffering from chronic hiccups. On Friday Dax took to Instagram to share that earlier in the week he’d hiccuped for 50 hours straight! In one video, his wife Kristen Bell interviews him about his unfortunate ailment and he jokes that it’s “still funny” after 21 hours. But in his next video, he shares that his condition had escalated to “hiccup-induced puking.” Blegh! Blame the O’Doul’s?
Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Has Sued GEICO For $1 Million, Claiming She Got HPV While Having Sex In A Car Insured By Them
This is a warning to everyone who can’t host their Tinder or Grindr hookup at their apartment and decide to bump uglies in their car. Their insurance premium might skyrocket. One woman has sued GEICO for catching HPV while fucking in a car insured by them. So now she’s sued the insurance company for $1 million. Well, at least she didn’t have sex with the Geico Gecko.
Open Post: Hosted By An Australian Woman’s Post-Op Irish Accent
So… this situation is unlikely but not impossible, and some side-eye is probably called for here. With all that in mind, let’s suspend our disbelief for a moment and take a peek into some bizarre shit that 28-year-old Australian dentist, Angie Yen, claims to be experiencing after having had a tonsillectomy back in April. According to Yahoo! Life, Angie discovered, much to her bewilderment, that about a week after having the procedure, her usual Australian accent had mysteriously swapped itself for an Irish one. Rood!