Terrence Howard Claims He Came Up With Some Kind Of Hydrogen Technology

July 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Former retired actor and hall of fame tax dodger Terrence Howard has taken his antics on the road and has been spotted in Uganda. While one might think he’s there to maybe support a charity or film a spot for the national tourism board, Terrence is actually visiting the East African country to present his exciting “new hydrogen technology” to the world. Guess he’s putting that degree in Terryology to good use and discovering novel mathematical proofs, renewable energy breakthroughs, and advances in baby wipe technology!

The Ugandan government is trying to draw investment from the African diaspora and employing multiple efforts to attract financing for further developing the country. And one of these efforts involves Terrence. Terry was invited by the Minister of Agriculture, Animal Industries and Fishery, to “explore Uganda’s uniqueness and spread the word.” If the government was expecting the Hustle and Flow and Empire guy to prattle on about space-age tech and other scientific garbabble, then he surely did spread the word! via HuffPo:

In a lofty presentation Wednesday, Howard addressed officials and claimed to have developed a “new hydrogen technology.”

“I was able to identify the grand unified field equation they’ve been looking for, and put it into geometry,” he claimed. “We’re talking about unlimited bonding, unlimited predictable structures, super symmetry.”

If his greatest love is wiped asses, then his second greatest is Pythagoras. In 2019, Terrence mentioned that he was planning on building Saturn without gravity, had made discoveries with “the science that Pythagoras was searching for,” and claimed that there was no such thing as a straight line. We’ve been looking at geometry all wrong! Howard’s speech didn’t end there. He went on to introduce his new drone concept:

Howard continued by claiming he would be able to clean the ocean and defend Uganda from exploitation with cutting-edge drone technology. He called this system The Lynchpin in a 2021 press release and said the proprietary technology held 86 patents.

“The Lynchpins are now able to behave as a swarm, as a colony, that can defend a nation, that can harvest food, that can remove plastics from the ocean, that can give the children of Uganda and the people of Uganda an opportunity to spread this and sell these products throughout the world,” said Howard.

And while this sounds like something from an abandoned Empire script (it makes as much sense as some of its storylines), it’s true. Here’s Terrence’s speech. I cannot be held responsible for any brain cells you may lose after listening to it.

Considering Terrence’s obsession with math and complex numbers, you’d think he’d have applied that knowledge to his continual tax issues. I guess 1040 forms aren’t rocket science, after all. If they were, Terrence would’ve cracked that equation!

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