Category: Taron Egerton
Taron Egerton Says Kissing A Man Is “No Less Appealing” Than Kissing A Woman Onscreen
This Rocketman press tour is really giving me more queer-baiting than my gay heart can handle. Seeing lil cute buff alleged hetero, Taron Egerton fall all over himself while talking about how much he loves and supports us gays is really helping me thrive during spring. Like a flower rising from the winter cold, I am being nourished by the homosexual sunshine that is Taron’s need to please us gays. In the current issue of The Hollywood Reporter, Taron is now talking about how kissing dudes is no big deal.
Taron Egerton Feels “At Home” With The Gays
Taron Egerton is on the cover of British GQ and he is talking all about his new Elton John biopic, Rocketman. Namely: how gaaaaaaaaaaay it is going to be and how he’s excited about all the homosexual flamboyance the film will be exuding in theaters this May. Put on your protective glasses because the glitter and rhinestones are going to positively leap at you from the big screens.
Paramount Reportedly Wants A Gay Sex Scene Cut From “Rocketman” (But The Director Denies It)
It’s Hollywood versus gay sex when it comes to the upcoming Rocketman movie due out in May. The Daily Mail is reporting that the studio behind the Elton John biopic wants to cut a scene featuring some amazing and delicious Nude. Gay. Sex. To quote Carrie Bradshaw in one of the only phrases she’s uttered which hasn’t aged poorly: “Not in the mood for gay porn?!”
Elton John And Taron Egerton Performed “Tiny Dancer” At His Oscars Party
It’s already off to the damn races for the 2020 Oscars, and Elton John helped Taron Egerton launch his campaign to become Rami Malek 2.0 last night. Elton always throws a big Oscars bash since it’s his annual big dick contest with Madonna and her own Oscars bash. Taron, who is playing Elton in the upcoming Rocketman, actually sang “Tiny Dancer” at Elton’s party, and El was more than happy to oblige since Madge and Gaga’s publicity stunt couldn’t DARE be the news of the night.
Taron Egerton Is Afraid To Be Alone With “Certain People” Post #MeToo
Possible peen handler Taron Egerton is a movie professional so I’m going to have to assume he knows what he’s doing, but wringing his hands about #metoo and waxing poetic about his friendship with Kevin Spacey seem like maybe not the way to go when trying to promote your movie. But I guess Taron’s gonna do what Taron’s gonna do, no matter what me or his publicist thinks.
Taron’s still shaking the sequins out of his crotch from filming Rocketman, the Elton John biopic and is doing promotion for Robin Hood. So he’s making the rounds and spoke to Radio Times, commenting on both Kevin and the #metoo movement. Astoundingly, he’s now worried about being alone in a room with “certain people”, and Kevin isn’t one of them!
Did Taron Egerton Come Out On Instagram?
British actor and Kingsmen cutie pie Taron Egerton has effed with his hairline, drag-queened his legs, and packed his cakes into gold lame booty shorts to play iconic bitch queen Elton John in an upcoming biopic. Elton himself is in on the flick and has been coaching Taron on how to play him. (His coaching consists of “Just be a huge see you next Tuesday and make sure to openly and loudly despise Madonna. The rest will fall into place, luv.”) In a surprising aside, Taron seems to have taken method acting to the level of “Christian Bale needs CPR and a lot of fucking carbs on the set of The Machinist.” OUT says that he might have come out by posting a pic of his boyfriend on Instagram.