Paramount Reportedly Wants A Gay Sex Scene Cut From “Rocketman” (But The Director Denies It)

March 23, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s Hollywood versus gay sex when it comes to the upcoming Rocketman movie due out in May. The Daily Mail is reporting that the studio behind the Elton John biopic wants to cut a scene featuring some amazing and delicious Nude. Gay. Sex. To quote Carrie Bradshaw in one of the only phrases she’s uttered which hasn’t aged poorly: “Not in the mood for gay porn?!”

Paramount supposedly wants the people responsible for this homosexual debauchery–director Dexter Fletcher, and producer Matthew Vaughn–to cut a scene from the movie featuring Taron Egerton, who plays Elton, and Richard Madden, the guy who dies at the Red Wedding in Game Of Thrones who plays his manager/lover, getting it in. Now don’t go grabbing the kleenex just yet, squirrelfriends; when you hear the description of the scene, it doesn’t sound all too sexy.

The scene is 40-seconds long, and shows Taron and Richard in bed. Their “exposed white derrieres” are shown and there’s some bed “writhing”. Wowwww sounds sexy. Not. Remember when Ennis spits in his palm in Bareback Mountain?–I mean–I’m sorry–Brokeback Mountain? That was some on-screen gay sex, honey! And a source who worked on the film agrees:

“Two guys have a naked cuddle to express their love for each other and that will be reduced to a fully dressed warm hello. The world knows Elton’s gay. It’s no secret.”

But still, the erotica has gotta go. Paramount wants this to be a PG-13 situation and some exposed white-boy cookies is too risqué. They probably want to clean it up because that Bohemian Rhapsody movie made like a bajillion dollars (actual amount) and won Oscars, and Fletcher also worked on that movie; taking over as director after Bryan Singer was allegedly an asshole and also a creep.

This will all disappoint the man himself, as Elton has told the movie-makers:

“Tell it all. Go as R-rated as you need to.”

But Dexter Fletcher says to rid your mind of the rumor and just buy a ticket to $$$$$ee for yourself:

If Dexter is lying to us all, it’d be a shock since Hollywood never lies. But then Elton (and all of us hoping to see Taron Egerton and Richard Madden hump) will be disappointed. But since this is obviously about money and the studio is afraid of losing money from conservatives whose eyeballs will explode at the sight of manufactured gay sex, we should tell them that some of us will pay twice the price to see Richard Madden’s bare ass cheeks bounce up and down as he pretend fucks Taron Egerton.

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