Going as Drake’s dad, Dennis Graham, for Halloween is inspired. Over the years, Dennis has served look, after look, after look. You’ve got your ’70s pimp in a red fedora with coordinating sunglasses. You’ve got ‘70s pimp in a black fedora with coordinating sunglasses. You’ve even got your ‘70s pimp in a crocheted beanie with coordinating sunglasses. Sometimes he’ll really change it up and give you Steve Harvey as ‘70s pimp in a lime green fedora with coordinating sunglasses. If you want to rock a Dennis Graham fit for Halloween, you’ve got options. But you’ve also got to be aware that a Dennis Graham costume always doubles as a deadbeat dad costume. Drake told us so himself! That’s why it’s so surprising that Drake embraced his inner deadbeat dad to cosplay his own deadbeat dad!
According to Rap Up, “Drake showed up to a Halloween party dressed as his dad.” He posted a picture of himself and Dennis dressed alike on Instagram with the caption “not planned” which, duh. Deadbeats don’t plan their visits, they just show up randomly with a gift from the gas station, hang out for around 30 minutes then disappear while you’re in your room looking for a copy of your school picture to give to him. Don’t ask me how I know this, I JUST DO!
This picture just called me collect “on my birthday” three months after my birthday. One day, somewhere in France, Drake’s own son Adonis is going to go to a Halloween party dressed as Drake and the universe will fold in on itself and we’ll all be crushed by the weight of three generations of familial disappointment.