Open Post: Hosted By This Doggy Who Shall Not Pass

October 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Introducing Kit, the 17-year-old pussy from Belfast who moonlights as a no-nonsense bouncer. Meet Brewster, the 8-year-old doggy who just wants to get into the living room and join his mommy for some good boy scritches. But there’s no way that’s happening on Kit’s watch. Nope, the living room is kitty cat territory; virtually impenetrable. And all it takes is just one lift of her little paw to prevent Brewster from even attempting to pass. Now that’s a cult level of control!

Here’s the vid:

The pets’ owner, who sounds like an Irish Lindsay Lohan, confirmed that Kit is “definitely the boss”, but both babies “are adorable and I love them both loads”:

I feel a little bad that Brewster can’t get into the living room. His momma is calling for him! But it looks like Kit has trained her little brother well. Bitch could run her own obedience school. And, at 17, she ain’t gonna be around forever, so maybe she’s trying to squeeze in as much dog training as possible before jumping up to kitty cat heaven (full of Temptations, hair ties, and empty boxes). Oh, who am I kidding, Kit will never die! She’s one of those pussies who will live into her late forties and still be second-hand smoking a pack of day (you know that Irish Lindsay Lohan enjoys her ciggies).

Pic: YouTube

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