Category: Samantha Markle
Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry Will Not Be Showing Off Their Baby In A Traditional Royal Photo-Op
Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are not going to feed into your strange desire to see their newborn baby three seconds after the kid is pulled out of her. It was reported that Meghan was thinking about having a home birth and it looks like that’s happening. It’s also been confirmed that you will all just have to wait to see what that scrunched up, crying, lump of person looks like after it violently fights against leaving the comfort of Meghan’s womb. Because once she gives birth, Meghan has no intention of getting into hair and makeup and parading the newborn in front of you.
Samantha Markle Is Spending The Holidays Dragging Duchess Meghan
Most of us are spending the holidays cashing in all those Weight Watcher points on glazed hams and Christmas cookies, but Samantha Markle has discovered a new holiday tradition: talking shit about her sister, Duchess Meghan, in the press. OK, fine, that’s also Samantha’s daily tradition, but give her a golf clap for at least for sticking to her script. After getting pissed at what Meghan and PrinceHarry sent in their own holiday greeting, Samantha has sent her own in the form of a passive aggressive open letter to the Mirror.
THE QUEEN Was Once Served A Slug In Her Salad
Private chefs must have tough jobs; constantly preparing overly-specific meals for finicky rich people must get irritating fast. Now imagine that rich person is the actual QUEEN of England. That shit is too real. The Mirror is reporting that the job may be open for new talent, as a cook once served up something the Queen certainly did not find appetizing: an actual slug. No word if she snapped for one of her minions and said, “I’ve got a Camilla in my salad. Banish it from my sight at once!” Continue reading
Thomas Markle Reportedly Found Out About Duchess Meghan’s Pregnancy Before The Rest Of Us
One day after Kensington Palace announced that Duchess Meghan was is pregnant with Prince Harry’s royal spawn, we’ve got Thomas Markle’s take on things. And of course Samantha Markle has something to say about it too.
Samantha Markle Says She Was Not Turned Away From Kensington Palace
Samantha Markle is here to make it clear: she did not get turned away from Kensignton Palace. Sure, it looked like she was being told to step-the fuck aside and leave the premises before being escorted away, but that’s not at all what happened. Okay? She is a respectable member of the almost-Royal Family, okay? Samantha Markle is that bitch.
Samantha Markle Got Denied At The Palace Gates
Samantha Markle has made it her job to actively destroy what was left of her relationship with her half-sister Duchess Meghan. And then all of a sudden, Samantha had a change of heart (possibly brought on by a heart transplant from a too-kind donor), and announced last week that she decided to take a trip to London on a sisterly peacekeeping mission. Well, Samantha tried to visit Meghan, and got turned away.