Samantha Markle is here to make it clear: she did not get turned away from Kensignton Palace. Sure, it looked like she was being told to step-the fuck aside and leave the premises before being escorted away, but that’s not at all what happened. Okay? She is a respectable member of the almost-Royal Family, okay? Samantha Markle is that bitch.
Over the weekend, Samantha was photographed being turned away by security at Kensington Palace and she handed them a letter addressed to her half-sister Duchess Meghan. Samantha Markle told DailyMailTV it was only her plan to deliver a letter and she wasn’t denied entry because she wasn’t trying to get in.
“I wasn’t trying to crash anything. I’m very polite and respectful. I was not turned away from Kensington Palace. I’m pretty composed. I’m pretty mature. For all the PR and the public to say I was ‘demanding’ to see my sister? First of all, I’m not that tacky and rude—and I wouldn’t just show up.”
You’re not that tacky and rude? Homegirl… I think the opposite. Samantha also made sure to add that she is “not the kind of person that’s turned away”. While she declined to reveal what was in the letter she wanted to be handed to Meghan, she definitely alludes to it:
“I wanted to express the feelings of my father and myself in the letter. And I can’t say exactly what was in it. The world will just have to wait and see… I really wanted the world—and really, my sister and the British royal family—to know what happened and know the truth about a lot of things.”
How will the world know the truth about a letter that you gave to one person who won’t talk about it and you won’t talk about it? I think the letter had one word written on it and it was really what Samantha is after: Publicity.
Samantha again says this is all because she wants Meghan to be nice to her dad, Thomas Markle, who she says is getting a bad reputation because of the paparazzi like the ones who she helped connect with him when she helped orchestrate that staged photoshoot:
“I want her to do the right thing: Acknowledge my dad for primarily raising her and making her everything she is… She knows that he’s awesome! There is no logical, justifiable reason to allow my father to be treated like this… Give him the love, integrity and respect that he deserves.”
She ended things by speaking directly to her sister which is how all siblings with good relationships communicate, through live television interviews:
“Let’s just cut through all the crap. You’re a woman. Life is short. I believe you have it in your heart to do the right thing here. You know dad loves you. You know he’s been there for you more than anyone. So, don’t [believe] this public monster and misperception that he’s a ‘sperm donor dad’ trying to be involved all of a sudden.”
Samantha is getting more and more desperate by the month. One of these days we’re going to read a story about how she broke her spine in a failed attempt to parachute onto the roof of the castle wearing a banner that reads: “Samantha Markle Is Cool, Let Her Into The Royal Family“. Keep trying, sis.
Pic: ITV1, Wenn.com