Category: R. Kelly
R. Kelly Was Denied Release From Prison Over Coronavirus
With coronavirus being a particular threat to the health of prison inmates due to the close quarters and sanitary issues, R. Kelly has been worried about catching it himself (“Don’t worry, I ain’t touching your ass” – coronavirus). Sure, he’s tried social distancing but that’s hard to do in a cell block. R. Kelly played the coronavirus card once to try to get out of jail and he was denied. Then he tried again, arguing that corona has actually reached the jail he’s in. That didn’t work either because a judge denied him again.
R. Kelly Owes Almost $2 Million To IRS And Claims That’s Proof He Won’t Flee If Released From Jail
R. Kelly really wants out of jail amid all this coronavirus drama. The “alleged” serial child-predator and sex trafficker tried extremely hard to get released from jail in Chicago where he’s currently awaiting trial. Jails are a very bad place to be during a global pandemic, so R. Kelly tried twice to get released into home confinement like some other criminals we know. He’s filed another request to be released from jail. This time he’s arguing that he owes so much money to the government that there’s no way he’ll flee.
R. Kelly Has Once Again Asked To Be Released From Jail Because Of Coronavirus
R. Kelly wants the Tekashi 6ix9ine special!
R. Kelly has once again asked to be released from jail over fears that he’ll catch coronavirus. He is currently awaiting trial to face many gross charges for sex trafficking, underage sex, etc. He’s been charged in New York, Illinois, and also Minnesota. He’s in a Chicago jail cell right now, and last month, his lawyers requested for him to be released into home confinement, because he knew that his social distancing efforts would probably prove ineffective. U.S. District Judge Anne Donnelly denied that request. But his lawyers decided to try again and yesterday filed an emergency request for his release. He spent all that time in a closet but now he’s getting stir crazy?
R. Kelly Is Trying To Use COVID-19 To Get Out Of Jail
R. Kelly has been in jail in Chicago ever since he was arrested last year on child porn and sex trafficking charges. (R. Kelly is also facing charges in New York and Minnesota). A bail bond angel didn’t get him out of jail this time. But enter a new angel: coronavirus. R. Kelly is now trying to get out of jail using the coronavirus card. R. Kelly teased this move when his lawyer let us know he was practicing social distancing in jail.
R. Kelly Is “Social Distancing” In Prison To Avoid Coronavirus
R. Kelly is currently in prison over some very serious federal criminal charges regarding heinous shit after heinous shit after heinous shit. While he’s on lockdown over sex-abuse and racketeering charges in Chicago, it seems that he’s trying his hardest to practice a new way of life. Social distancing. Yup, so NOW he’s practicing social distancing, which is something he should’ve done years and years ago.
Prosecutors In New York Have Hit R. Kelly With New Federal Charges
I like to picture Robert Sylvester Kelly lying on his lumpy jail cot, eyes squeezed shut and with all his toenails now infected and throbbing, while his lawyer sits just outside his cell with soup spilled on his cheap polyester tie, reading him the news of the day. I like to imagine his thoughts when his lawyer told him the news that Harvey Weinstein, despite having the best legal team money can buy, was convicted and sentenced to 23-years in prison for rape. That had to sting a little. Well, now I’m imagining Robert receiving the news that he’s just been hit with new federal charges in New York involving two new alleged victims, one of whom was a minor. Both alleged victims claim Robert gave them herpes. Does Robert just tune him out, or is each word a tiny dagger to his shriveled, blackened heart? Who knows!