Category: Piers Fucking Morgan
CBS Denies Reports That Sharon Osbourne Received $10 Million To Leave “The Talk”
Won’t you please hold some space in your heart for Sharon Osbourne? She is “bitterly disappointed,” according to Us Weekly. Last week, CBS parted ways with Sharon, the last original host of The Talk, after deciding that her on-air freak-out over her defense of Piers Morgan “did not align with [their] values for a respectful workplace.” You would think that the $5 million to $10 million consolation prize that she reportedly received would have sweetened her tea, but the lady’s still bitter. And possibly with good reason. She might not have gotten those millions of sugar cubes after all. According to Yahoo! Business, despite what was previously reported to Page Six, “CBS is completely denying this claim. They say it is untrue.” CBS maintains that Sharon “did this on her own accord.” Poor lady. She must be all puckered up inside.
“The Talk” Is On Hiatus As CBS Investigates Sharon Osbourne’s Continued State Of Shock
Way back in November of 2020, Kristian wrote that CBS was panicked over ratings for The Talk which was getting pummeled by The View at the time. It was reported that an insider said that if The Talk couldn’t get a big name like Oprah or Meghan Markle, they were done for. Well, I hope whoever said that is enjoying their monkey paw stew because now, thanks to both Oprah and Meghan, The Talk is going on a short hiatus while they investigate their little Sharon Osbourne problem.
Sharon Osbourne Apologized For What Happened On “The Talk” While Piers Morgan Demands An Apology For The Same
Looks like Sharon Osbourne was given the same opportunity by CBS as her pal Piers Morgan was given by ITV to either apologize for being an embarrassing hot mess on TV or hightail it to the closest emergency exit. Sharon chose the Notes App over the door after yesterday’s appalling performance on The Talk where she loudly and proudly declared herself incapable of racism (?) given her age (?) and demanded that her co-host Sheryl Underwood explain to her (?) how a white woman such as herself could ever possibly, under any circumstance (?), do or say something racist (?). Today, Sharon issued a statement on Twitter claiming that her vehement opposition to racism made her do it (?). Don’t worry, she’s included “anyone that feels confused” by what she said (?) in her apology. But she didn’t apologize to Sheryl which should please Piers because he thinks those “bullies” on The Talk should be the ones apologizing (??). To him! (??? infinitum)
Piers Morgan Has Quit “Good Morning Britian” After Getting Called Out Over His Vitriol For Meghan Markle
I was sitting here writing about what a big baby Piers Morgan was when he stormed off the set of Good Morning Britain after being challenged by his co-presenter Alex Beresford about his relentless stream of trash talk directed at Meghan Markle. I had some good jokes in there like “he ran out of there so fast you’d think Prince Andrew had just sauntered into the studio barefoot carrying a bottle of massage oil,” but the joke’s on me because Piers was apparently so upset that he quit GMB. And unlike Piers, I’d never knock a person for leaving a toxic situation to protect their own mental health and well-being.
Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Are Probably Not Going To Star In A Netflix Reality Show Despite Reports To The Contrary
Even though it would be a sure-fire hit, Netflix probably won’t be getting a reality show called The Secret to Sussex or similarly pun-titled show despite reports to the contrary. According to Page Six, The Sun ran with a report that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry had agreed to participate in a “fly-on-the-wall reality show” as part of their big Netflix deal. That news, of course, sent their detractors into a tizzy. However, a spokesperson for the couple insists that “The duke and duchess are not taking part in any reality shows,” dashing all hope for a competition show called The Sweet Smell of Sussex where contestants have to guess if it’s Harry, Meghan, or Archie’s underwear/diaper they’re sniffing.