Now for something that absolutely nobody asked for, but is nonetheless managing to get the job done. Ozzy Osbourne is dealing with some serious ills and has canceled his tour, but he’s still making music. He’s also still making music videos. And to help him with that, he’s brought in the studly wall of muscle and wavy beach hair that is Jason Momoa.
Donning a leather duster and some goth jewelry, Jason does his best heavy metal fantasy version of the Prince of Fucking Darkness in the just-released teaser for Ozzy’s latest song, “Scary Little Green Men“. He even goes so far as to end the video by biting the head off a bat, just like Ozzy famously did in 1982.
No word yet on when the full video––and Jason, in ALL of his glory––will be unleashed on the world. In the meantime, I for one am not ashamed to say that I am a big fan of the teaser. As a result of watching it 400 times, my Khal Drogo fantasy, my leather fantasy, and my scrunchie fantasy have all finally come together as one.