Open Post: Hosted By Adele Getting Jock Itch From Constantly Sweating In Her Spanx
Though many fans weren’t confident that Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Weekends With Adele, would actually happen since it kept getting canceled and rescheduled last year, it kicked off in November and has done so well that she’s added more dates all the way up until the end of this November. And if Adele’s admission at her last performance was any indication of the blood, sweat, and tears she’s putting into this show–it seems pretty sweaty and maybe bloody! Because Adele told the crowd this weekend that she has a “sweaty face and sweaty tits” and has been shvitzing in her Spanx while performing so much that she’s developed a bad case of jock itch that warranted a trip to the doctor and some anti-fungal meds.
People says Adele shared during her Friday performance that her soggy Spanx had set fire to the groin.
The “Rolling in the Deep” singer, 35, explained to fans during her Las Vegas show over the weekend that she had been prescribed jock itch ointment for sweating “a lot” onstage in her Spanx.
“I sweat a lot, and it doesn’t go anywhere, so I basically am just sitting in my own sweat, so my doctor [diagnosed] me [with] jock itch,” she said in a video shared on social media.
“Jock itch, that sounds like I’m a big Nuggets fan, doesn’t it?” joked the Grammy winner, referring to the Denver-based NBA team that just won the NBA Finals. “It looks like I’m a big athlete, right?”
“I have to squirt it on myself,” she said before telling the crowd, “I don’t know why the f— I just told you that!”
She further teased, “Adele’s got body acne!”
Here’s Adele talking about her sweaty face, tits, crotch, and ass:
Sweaty face, sweaty tits, and jock itch 😂😂😂 what a fucking legend #WeekendsWithAdele @Adele @AdeleAccess oh lord I love you Adele ❤️ pic.twitter.com/vngYl9yb6m
— Lilly from Kent 🪐🇬🇧 🦂 (@Adeleisspecial) June 17, 2023
That sounds gross and painful, but I’d assume the most regrettable thing she’s ever worn would still have to be this infamous look:
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