Open Post: Hosted By Maury Povich’s At Home Paternity Tests

June 23, 2023 / Posted by:

For many years Maury Povich entertained audiences with a barrage of shows about badass kids and cheaters, but he will always be known for his paternity shows. Never in my life have I seen someone run away as fast as a woman who brought a seventh man on the show to learn he is NOT the father of her kid.  The shame of it all! Well, now that Maury has retired into the trashy talk show Hall of Fame, the embarrassment of testing many men no longer has to be a nationwide sideshow for TV because Maury is now hawking at-home paternity tests to eliminate the ridicule and sprints to the couch from the show.

Maury may not be able to provide the glitz and grime of television with these at-home tests, but he still wants to be a part of the process. Because TMZ reports, these tests, conveniently named “The Results Are In, “will provide everything you need to make sure you’re getting child support from the right man. The only missing thing is Maury’s soothing tone and promise of future re-tests as long as they’re willing to act a fool once again for the cameras.

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