Category: North West
Kim Kardashian Defended North West’s Artwork And Swears It’s Authentic
Kim Kardashian posted about her daughter North West‘s beautiful artistic abilities on social media and people were a bit skeptical. The painting allegedly by the seven-year-old daughter of Kim and Kanye West looked like something produced by one of the sober people at a Bob Ross wine-and-paint night. The internet immediately decided North in fact had not created the piece and Kim is lit about it. So much so that she has decided to defend her child’s artistic integrity because North is an artiste and she will be recognized! And honestly, we should believe Kim, because it’s not like the Kardashians are knowing for fakery.
Tinashe Got Roasted For A Joke She Made About North West
Sometimes social media gets so out of hand all you can do is sigh and keep scrolling, because there’s certain to be something to piss you off just a little more in a few clicks. And if you need proof please look no further than the current situation taking place between Tinashe, an adult singer, and North West, the daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Apparently, North has stolen a song from another child artist and when Tinashe made a joke about it, Twitter came for her head with torches and pitchforks.
Kim Kardashian Did Not Actually Buy North West The Shirt JFK Was Assassinated In For Christmas
Kim Kardashian West wants you to know she would NEVER buy her daughter something as crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate as the bloody shirt JKF was shot in as a Christmas gift, as was falsely reported by Refinery29. Banish the thought! Yuck, that shit’s old and gross. No, even Kim has limits. Instead she and Kanye West bought 6-year-old North West a hat and jacket once belonging to accused pedophile Michael Jackson, which is marginally less crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate. Kim and Kanye aren’t complete degenerates, you guys!
Kim Kardashian Admits That Kanye West Told Her To Stop Putting Makeup On Their Daughter North
I am eagerly awaiting all of the West children’s Mommie Dearest tell-all in about ten years, because I can only imagine the amounts of fuckery they experience on a daily basis. First off their father, Kanye West, truly does believe he’s Jesus and probably gives them their meals like it’s Communion. Then you have their mother, Kim Kardashian, who would surely turn to stone if anyone ever caught her not looking like porn’s answer to Morticia Addams. And these are the beauty standards she’s already placing on their eldest daughter, North, because according to Kanye, he wants Kim to stop slapping their 6-year-old child’s face with makeup immediately.
Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s Rainbow Sherbet Hair
A psychedelic Pterodactyl took a dump on Kanye West’s head. But he had to be in the right place at the right time for that to have happened, and I think we all know who pushed him under that bird. When there’s trouble brewing at the Koven HQ, the Koven gets to work. Nothing begets attention like more attention, maybe that’s why in the wake of the news of Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson’s marriage imploding, Kanye’s out here frowning for the paps, sporting a faddish new do. While the new hair could be attributed to spontaneous opportunism, Kanye’s daughter North West’s first magazine cover and spread could have been planned in advance to coincide with Tristian’s infidelity storyline.
Kim Kardashian Is America’s New First Lady, According To Interview Magazine
I’m going to assume that the editors of Interview magazine enjoy the smooth refreshing taste of crack in between story pitches, because their upcoming spread for September’s issue couldn’t have been conceived while sober. They have officially claimed silicone’s one-and-only BFF Kim Kardashian West as America’s New First Lady. Pull out your tissues, ladies and gentlemen, because you’re gonna roll your eyes so hard they may start to bleed.