Afternoon Crumbs
Janina Gavinkar (aka Luna from True Blood) has awarded The Daily Mail with a Photoshop Award for allegedly Photoshopping the Christmas card picture of Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge, that she took, to make Meghan look bad. If the Mail Photoshopped it, then that’s just sad. I mean, they put in the work and they didn’t go all the way by Photoshopping out Meghan and Archie and making a topless Gingey Claus the sole star of the card? Highly-esteemed journalists, they are not! – Just Jared
JLo left a gym while modeling an ensemble from Fruit Roll-Up’s line of athleisure – Celebitchy
Meanwhile in Aspen, Dakota Johnson is working on her gag reflex skills as Goopy Paltrow says, “Can you pass the thyme essence-infused organic air yams, my little brother,” to the man she’s bareback boned with – Lainey Gossip
Angie Harmon and her man hijacked the day we celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus by getting engaged – SOW
So did Lindsey Vonn – People
If you’re in Singapore, you will not get to see that GROUNDBREAKING gay kiss in the newest Star Whores movie. Also, if you’re not in Singapore and happen to blink for a millisecond, you’ll also miss that GROUNDBREAKING gay kiss in the newest Star Whores movie – Pajiba
Do I hate on Bella Thorne for wasting a beautiful beer or do I praise her for bathing? – Drunken Stepfather
Shock and awe: that greedy, money-hungry bitch Mickey Mouse would not allow an interracial gay couple in one of his biggest money makers – Towleroad
Oh, it’s just Rita Ora getting neck humped by a snowman – Popoholic
Kim Kartrashian and Kanye West continue to make good decisions by gifting their child with the $65,000 jacket of an accused child toucher – Highsnobiety
Pic: Twitter