Princess Eugenie gave birth to her and her husband Jack Brooksbank’s first child, a son. They haven’t released his name yet, and while they keep that to themselves for now, they also need to keep that poor innocent child away from the fact that he’s related to Prince Andrew. At least for a while, and by “a while,” I mean “forever.” Because that poor kid will have enough to deal with when Memaw Fergie tries to read her soon-to-be cringeworthy novel to him during storytime. – Just Jared
Well, either Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s 7-year-old daughter North West is the reincarnation of Bob Ross or North just followed a paint-by-number craft kit. Whatever the case may be, I hope Kanye doesn’t call out little North’s skills in the name of jealousy since he’s supposed to be the HIGH ART maker of the family – Celebitchy
Things between Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles are apparently “very serious.” Um, but not serious enough to get engaged after thirty seconds of dating. That’s how things are done now, Olivia and Harry. Catch up! – Lainey Gossip
FINALLY, someone has given the gays everything they want: an ABBA and Babadook collab! – Pajiba
If you listen closely, you can almost hear all of Jessica Alba’s children screaming in unison, “MOOOOOM! STOOOOP!” – Popoholic
Jennifer Lopez threw a wet Yorkie of a wig on her head to bring some lube-slathered lip glamour to Allure Magazine – Egotastic!
Dr. Fauci thinks that when at least 70% of the country’s population has been vaccinated, we can start to talk about not wearing masks everywhere. Thank you, Fauci, but no thank you to that. I’ll keep my mask on forever because the triple disguse action of a mask, sunglasses, and a hat keeps friends from recognizing you out in public – Towleroad
Panty Creamer of the Day: C. Thomas Howell showing young hos that they aren’t the only ones who can lay a thirst trap – SOW